this post was submitted on 25 Dec 2024
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[โ€“] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I don't believe in amazon.co.uk

[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 38 points 2 months ago

And that's why he dumped your presents outside your house and porch pirates had them off.

[โ€“] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 7 points 1 month ago

He knows if you've been subscribed to Amazon prime or not.

[โ€“] Blackout@fedia.io 16 points 2 months ago

You forgot Greggs Sausage Roll for that ring around London

[โ€“] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 13 points 2 months ago

Old Man Puddin' is my safe word!

[โ€“] GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk 11 points 2 months ago

Berkshire is missing Charlie the Christmas Cheeselog.