I sometimes use my cat. Then he cleans himself and the circle of life continues.
Him failing hard may be the only chance to get bipartisan movement against him
Does Trump look like a guy that dumps and cheats on everyone he's ever been with? Is he not the poster child of fidelity?
Why not you? Think of the wealth your suffering creates and weep gently.
This week Im going to petition the Michigan government to build a yuge wall between us and Ohio. I don't want any more chronic masterbaters roaming our streets, they belong in Cleveland.
Terrible purchase. Already out $800 mil and a dump doesn't make that much money or Elon Musk would own one.
Where's the taste test results?
That accident was so bad Britain had to change its name to England
No one ever feels alone in China cuz the government always knows where you are
I have an enterprise account and they added this button today. Guess what used to be there? The profile image where you could so conveniently swipe up or down to switch between gmail accounts. This is the kind of UI garbage that makes you want to move your entire company to another service just because you can.
Save 100s of dollars and hours picking them out one by one from lucky charms boxes and just buy it in bulk dumny.
Merry Christmas you filthy animals!
My 19yr old immortal kitty Orion was just found, nearly a week after he wandered off. He's old and his vision/hearing isn't the best. While I kept looking and giving all the neighbors flyers I was prepared for the worst. Nothing has ever loved me so unconditionally and I am so grateful for his return.
I still don't understand why they didn't take a European Swallow to Mt Doom but what do I know :|
Orion, 19/M, single When he was young he snuck into my engine bay (older wrangler with plenty of space), went all the way to work (1.5hr commute), waited all day (luckily in covered parking), and then popped out when I got home.
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