5parky

joined 1 year ago
[–] 5parky@lemmy.world 32 points 17 hours ago

With reddit eating X's ass on the highway to insignificance.

[–] 5parky@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I have revived multiple computers and my mom's windshield wipers with concussive application of a rubber chicken.

[–] 5parky@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was just thinking earlier today that I miss Tim Walz. Walz 2028!

[–] 5parky@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] 5parky@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

My cat is obsessed with my socks. If a load of clean laundry has been left too long before it gets folded and put away, my socks will be scattered throughout the house.

[–] 5parky@lemmy.world 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Did both parties involved in the transaction get fired?

[–] 5parky@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

As are pretzel buns.

 

I'm glad I'm over that eelness.

 

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