Geobloke

joined 1 year ago
[–] Geobloke@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

Can the number 7 just fuck off, it's just too hard mathematically. Also if there was an intelligent designer they'd have made pi (元) equal to 3

[–] Geobloke@lemm.ee 10 points 2 weeks ago

I wasn't going to say anything, but I feel the urge to yell into the void.

I was in Taiwan for a week solo going hiking and loving the food (seriously the street food in Taipei is underhyped.) I'd booked a few nights in hong kong back to my home country to break up the journey and hike a few of the hills there. My first night there, I was feeling a bit lonely, not horny, just genuinely looking for some people to chat to. I'd been in Taiwan for a week and hadn't had a really good chat with anyone apart from my wife every few nights.

Reddit said there were some good pubs not far from my hotel, both were popular with foreigners and I thought I'd check them out and maybe get some insights on what to do some I was there. The first place I went to, I met 2 German guys and had a good couple of hours long chat, but they had work the next day and went home. I wasn't ready to go to bed yet, so I went to the next one. Reddit had said it was popular with prostitutes, but I loved my wife and was confident I could handle them.

I got there, a nice cover band was playing, so I bought a beer and sat down to watch and see if anyone might be interested in having a chat. Almost immediately girls started flinging themselves at me, which really annoyed me so I tried my best to ignore them. They were wrapping themselves around my arm and trying to sit on my lap and I thought "fuck it, I'm finishing my beer and going home. " One of them must've put something in my beer, because my memory immediately goes and next thing I know I'm in a different bar with two girls touching me all over and buying drinks with my card (luckily my bank knew something was off and cancelled it. )

They order us a cab and the whole time I'm saying i don't want anything to do with either of you. They take me up to my room, presumably to see if there's anything worth stealing. I'm with it enough by now to tell them to just go, they ask if they use my toilet, I say yes and then they leave. I go to sleep and don't wake up for 18 hours.

My main reason I'm telling this is to get out of my chest, but yeah, my experience was shite

[–] Geobloke@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, you gotta vote it up, they're wrong for all the right reasons

[–] Geobloke@lemm.ee 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Geobloke@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks for that, it's going to be my next book Club suggestion

[–] Geobloke@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

Here's to 2 hours of sweaty anxiety while taking a shit

[–] Geobloke@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I was hoping they could wait a few more years so I'd be too old to be drafted, but looks like I'll be twerking in Tehran

[–] Geobloke@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

Sorry forgot about the nuclear bit of the bomb. Regardless, I want to be drafted into the psychic corps for the upcoming world war regardless of talent

[–] Geobloke@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago

Goodbye Hormuz, I mean, why wouldn't they?

[–] Geobloke@lemm.ee 18 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Well, they did it. Now Iran will lash out and close the straits of Hormuz. It's the only threat that they can carry out now...

[–] Geobloke@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you don't know it, you're streets behind

[–] Geobloke@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I think the most interesting thing was that they were going to try level 4 on selected roads in what sounds like rural Germany as well as LA. Perhaps after these training roads they'll havemore confidence to push the product further

I also love how streets ahead has somehow survived Pierce from community

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