IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol

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200% sales tax

If you shoplift, pigs shoot you on sight and get a paid vacation.

They can add a 200% sales tax.

What are you gonna do? Grow your own food?

I mean... you could win a lottery...

low odds but still... 😉

The allied soldiers who killed the nazi soldiers are... doing something wrong?

🤔

Breaking News: trump signs into law 200% sales tax

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 29 minutes ago* (last edited 28 minutes ago)

Public school is communism...

Roads is communism

Firefighters is communism

Military is communism

And... "thin blue line" is now communist? welp, guess we're bringing back the pinkertons... 👀 (not a fan of cops btw, but private ones are much worse)

I mean, I'd love to stop thinking about determinism, but... its not like I could just choose stop thinking about it, since I don't have free will to choose to not think about it... ironic 😅

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Where do you put your server without it getting destroyed by a house fire? (Genuine question, not rhetorical)

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Stupid question:

Where do you put your self-host server?

At home? Idk where y'all live but most American homes are made of wood, and that aint good for fires. (And even if not wood, fires can still exist.)

Just want to say: Proton's Android app sucks ass. I had like 1000 photos and I had to manually download 25 at a time, if I choose more, like 50 or 75, the app would never finish downloading it and the process randomly stops, even if I disable "battery optimization". That is just horrible. Even something sketchy like Mega allows you to download like 200 photos at a time, probably even more (but I have not tried yet).

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I'm also curious, I'm not a programmer so I can't understand the code, so I hope some nerd on Lemmy can go and take a look at the code 😉

(nerd is a complement btw)

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Good thing FTC is fair and balanced...

2 republicans 2 democrats and...

oh...

one vacant seat who the president can fill...

(and also one of the democrats was appointed in 2018, we all know who was president back then)

 

I just rewatched The Good Place and I'm having an existential crisis... (again)


Like what if, everything I'm seeing is just a simulated reality of a habitable planet, but its all just part of the torture? And worst yet, what if everyone else is just a demon torturing me..

See: Climate Change, Politics, I mean wtf, I leave PRC, an authoritarian country, just to end up in another autocracizing country? (talking about USA btw) Like this seems like part of the script, this is a torture chamber. All the racism I faced, bullying, evil teachers, people olaying loud music in the middle of the night, shitty parents, random kids screeching throught the neighborhood, Everything. Like if this world is really a random chaotic universe, there should be both good and bad if things are random. But the overwhenming thing is just bad. This just has to be a torture chamber. My "parents" and my "brother" could just be demons in disguise trying to torture me.

Like IDK why I'm even asking this, all of Lemmy could be part of the torture, what if everyone on Lemmy is also a demon that are gonna dismiss my theory anyways. (Hello Lemming Demons 👀)

And you might say "Well if its hell, why did they let you know about such a concept", well that's the thing, it makes it more realistic. If a subject in this Fake Universe Torture Chamber wants to question it, the other "people" who could be demons that would dismiss the claim and just say "that's a work of fiction".

Oh yea btw, if this is actually The Bad Place, I have something to say to the demons: go fuck yourselves with your demon tentacles, ya basic


Okay I'm not literally saying I believe all this, but its a scary concept to think about. And now I can't sleep. Thanks, The Good Place

 

You cannot resurrect yourself

50 meters in radius, in any direction inclusing above or below. It has to happen within 5 minutes of their brain dying. If resurrected, all injuries that they got when they died is reversed.

Billionaire as measured in US Dollars at the moment you use the ability

100 years added their lifespan does noy make them immune to homicide or accidenys.

You can use this unlimited amount of times.

If no billionaire exists at the tine you try to use this power, then you cannot use the power.

Edit: Lol not sure why people downvoted. I guess everyone just hate moral philosophers... 🤣

 

Like... where does the default windows signing keys come from? Isn't that like hard embedded into the BIOS/UEFI when the hardware is made? If so, how does Linux even use Secure Boot? Does it somehow replace the keys when you install a new OS?

I tried googling, but all I find is just simple pages that doesn't have much detail.

 

Every single clock, even those that are air gapped. Countdown timers lose a minute, stopwatches add a minute. Biological clocks aren't affected.

 
 

My answer:

All this technology: Radios, Television, Pocket computers that you can just pull knowledge from that also perfroms the functions of various other gadgets which are also made possible by modern technology. And of course, THE INTERNET!

Standardization:

USB-C is awesome! :D

The world just uses AC power.

Metric system

Countries all around the world agreeing to a certain set of rules: Such as in Aviation, the world agreed to use Aviation English and standard phraseology, emergency frequency is 121.5, 3-Letter codes that is unique to every commercial airport in the world.

Treaties:

My favorite thing is the ~~Kyoto Protocol~~ [Edit: Montreal Protocol, mixed that one up]. We stopped the ozone from getting fucked. Now we need to do the same with climate change... 👀

Co-operation:

I was at a traffic light and it's just amazing how (almost) everyone just follows the lights, and not just try to run red lights. Yay! (okay i know its just called "obeying the law" but still, I find this interesting)

International Space Station... (at least until a certain country withdrew... 👀)

 

Example: Instead of "123-456-7890"

its: "JohnSmith234@Washington.DC.USA"

 

Because, to me, it make no sense whatsoever...

🧐

Edit: Just to name one example: pCloud

 

Literally my parents.

 

Literally my parents.

 

There were not enough time to get anything at all, not even your phone, keys, or wallet, you have nothing besides your clothes and any disability aids (like glasses, hearing aids, etc.). Anything that can't sustain one hour of burning will be destroyed. All living beings are safe.

Things to thing about: money, sentimental stuff, journals, books, hard drives / digital data, and all of the time and effort you spend organizing your bedroom.

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