JuzoInui

joined 2 years ago
[–] JuzoInui@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I’ve got Scooby doo background music playing in my head reading this…

[–] JuzoInui@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Despise them both but would pay to watch the Zuck skullfcuk that walking air fryer doughboy

[–] JuzoInui@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Elon: I’m going to drop a deuce in your mouth, and you’re going to pay for it: rest of humanity: ….. ( gets up and leaves)

Elon: come back here! Freeze peach! I’ll give you a pony, pinky swear!!

(Door slamming shut)

[–] JuzoInui@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Hopefully this is like “squid game” “bumfights” with enough folks watching to make sure everything is on the up and up.

[–] JuzoInui@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Good thinking laddie.

[–] JuzoInui@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Preparation is key here. Given a heads up and prep time, I’d go for it full stop.

[–] JuzoInui@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

The rule of three (human male, optimum health)

3 min sans air before brain damage/death 3 hrs in hostile environments before body succumbing 3 days without water before severe damage/death 3 weeks without food before death

[–] JuzoInui@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A million dollars will buy you the best anti psychotic drugs you can buy ( and the legal ones will be less)

[–] JuzoInui@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Do it like Senku (Dr stone) and his multi processor brain. He calculated his entombment to the second for 3,500 years. True he’s a anime badass, but I could pull off 2 days using my internal clock. I hope.

[–] JuzoInui@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

If it was done at that moment, no. BUT if I KNEW that in advance, I’d could prep myself for that ( and even if I had doubts there’s a MILLION reasons to go thru with it) and some old school perseverance will win the day

[–] JuzoInui@lemmy.world 64 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Apple is one of the most respected recognized brands on the planet. They can encase themselves in concrete and stans will worship the block. They definitely do not need to deal with the PR headache that is Xitter (pronounced ‘shitter’ and rightfully so)

[–] JuzoInui@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Game knows game. So why am I NOT surprised

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