MummifiedClient5000

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[–] MummifiedClient5000 4 points 2 months ago

Inconceivable!

[–] MummifiedClient5000 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Article...5 days old.... Article 5. Wait, I know this one:

Which is the only country that has ever invoked NATO's article 5?

[–] MummifiedClient5000 62 points 2 months ago (1 children)

To be fair, most are bots that don't care about their data. Still, sucks for those, I guess, 5 human users.

[–] MummifiedClient5000 78 points 2 months ago (10 children)

But the US is also weirdly prudish about sex.

[–] MummifiedClient5000 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sonja smells swordplay and she's out wielding her blade. Then she's back to her sanctuary for some full penetration. Smells swordplay. Back to the sanctuary, penetration. Swordplay. Penetration. Swordplay. Penetration. Swordplay. Penetration. And this goes on and on and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the tale just sort of ends.

[–] MummifiedClient5000 5 points 2 months ago

I'm sure there a strange woman lying in a pond somewhere that can be of assistance.

[–] MummifiedClient5000 11 points 2 months ago

Members of the Congolese movement/culture "La sape".

[–] MummifiedClient5000 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Typical narrow-minded anti-trump comment. trump actually sees everything as a zero sum game.

[–] MummifiedClient5000 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Den ene Kaj ser mærkelig ud.

[–] MummifiedClient5000 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

We were assured that the guns were there for protection and the many thousand child-sized coffins were just the cost of freedom; A trade-off because tyrants were lurking right outside the door.

Now a tyrant has taken over with barely any resistance and it seems that all those children died for nothing.

Shameful.

[–] MummifiedClient5000 15 points 2 months ago

trump taking the stairs? and without wearing his diaper?

[–] MummifiedClient5000 3 points 2 months ago

#17 actually ties up a lot of lose ends.

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