MummifiedClient5000

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[–] MummifiedClient5000 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I petted and fed hay to the last male northern white rhino in Kenya some years ago.

He's dead now and the remaining two females will likely die without giving birth and the species will go extinct :-(

[–] MummifiedClient5000 2 points 8 months ago

I played it as a kid with my buddies. We never understood the point of the game, but their clothes would fall off and that is kind of a big deal for little boys.

[–] MummifiedClient5000 3 points 8 months ago

As long as you stand in the exact spot marked by certain squiggles, you will come to no (physical) harm.

[–] MummifiedClient5000 5 points 8 months ago

Not you, Guillermo.

[–] MummifiedClient5000 91 points 8 months ago (2 children)

"Don't bring up the past. Also whatabout that thing in the past?"

[–] MummifiedClient5000 6 points 8 months ago

When my wife is home, at the dining table, like a civilized couple. We discuss politics, the weather and other grownup subjects and howdoyoudos.

When only with the son, in front of the tv, watching one of our shows or a movie.

When alone, in front of the computer, like the slob that I truly am.

[–] MummifiedClient5000 7 points 8 months ago

Fuck's sake Eugene.

[–] MummifiedClient5000 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I øvrigt et noget uheldigt år at starte sit liv som festivaldeltager.

[–] MummifiedClient5000 3 points 9 months ago

Det var nok koncerten i 2000 så.

Touren er i gang og der er setlister fra deres seneste koncerter, så hvilke numre de spiller behøver ikke at være en overraskelse.

[–] MummifiedClient5000 48 points 9 months ago

Doesn't he have pets with psychic powers? Why didn't they bark anything?

[–] MummifiedClient5000 6 points 9 months ago

Afstand er din ven, når det gælder eksplosioner.

Det tror jeg faktisk godt at jeg vidste inderst inde, men det er alligevel rart at få det bekræftet.

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