SnarkoPolo

I've known libertarians who were in favor of privatizing the infrastructure. They may get their wish.

Two hours, one-way to work is patriotic! What's good for the oil industry is good for Murka. Besides, Frank Freeway has to show his manhood by driving a giant truck that he doesn't need.

I like tacos. Why couldn't it have been "LIVER?"

"He's just Plain Folks like us, and so Jesusy!"

#SAD

Thank Jesus for Trump. /s

But the egg prices.

I have. They didn't taste like much.

A lot of them exist, but haven't been active for a year or more.

Just a guess. Trying to reinvent themselves as a conservative platform?

I wish afternoon naps were still as pleasant for me as they are for my cats.

"Do you want to pay off that student loan? How about getting your kid into private school? Well, YOU can make money money money! And the best part is, you have another kidney! Call 1-800-SLAVERY to schedule an appointment!"

Bigly!