TheReanuKeeves

Pretty sure a half day interview is enough to make a lot of "normal" people a bit manic, what are they doing? Taking you out for 18 holes and dinner?

I've met countless people who hate morals and will tell you you're an idiot if you treat other humans as equals

Pretty sure the american government wants to incite a nuclear war and all the elites with bunkers will survive along with their chosen obedient human pets where they will start an underground new world order of elites and slaves

I'm gonna need to ask some_guy to help me with the freezer

All wagyu ribeye caps btw

There's gotta be at least 1 person taking advantage of this to mask up and steal 50-80 pounds of raw steaks

This seems like a good way to get disappeared or sent to guantanemo and have your legal documents "lost"

I don't personally have an issue with it but my 60 million roommates will have to share 1 bathroom

So stupid that it might not even be serious. I guess I need to explicitly state that people shouldn't strive to be deported?

What I'm hearing is that you get free food, no rent, and access to a closely knit community of people who have many experiences to share

Edit: you people don't appreciate camping and it really shows

You could always switch to plastic bags instead of paper if your stool ain't stooling but plastic is bad for the environment.

I don't know how you're going to kill 420 Russians with your guitar though.

The way I see it, they can say yes or no. Which is basically 50/50 so you have a 50% chance of passing this stage.

The rest of it is easy work as long as you're all young, fit, combat trained, able to fake at least 3 european accents, have solid bowel movements, have international underworld connections, a bit of business sense, and a small fortune in a swiss bank