_druid

joined 1 week ago
[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago

I had cast my favorite harry potter spell, licktorus clitorus, and while I was plucking the notes on that wonderful little harp, her cat crept in. Head back, eyes closed, mouth agape, toes gripping the fabric of the couch, and that's when the cat decided to get her face into her face as far as she could, given the time alloted for an expression of gratitude and ecstacy. She was immediately alarmed by a whisker brushing the sides of her mouth as the kitten's twitchy little nose dove past her teeth. It ruined the experience, but it's funny to mention now.

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Further division and in-fighting among leftist communities is a benefit known soley to the capitalist.

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

I don't doubt it, so I'm drinking my fill while I can.

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

A slideshow would be great when my hands are full of toys

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 days ago

I definitely had a mom that resented me. Looking back, I was treated differently for sure. I have no doubt in my mind that when my parents found out that their second child was going to be twins, my existence was cursed purely by being the second born twin. Oh well, I can only move forward. I'm glad she's dead.

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 days ago

Probably the same ridiculously optimistic Toad from the Mario movie.

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 35 points 3 days ago (8 children)

All I use reddit for is porn now, so the ads are really easy to spot. Like if I see someone trying to show me tupperware when I was just looking at goth girls and femboys, I know to keep scrolling.

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 days ago

A24 and Blumhouse will always get the benefit of the doubt from me, at least for me checking them out. Paying for a theater experience has to be for a movie I'm super hyped for, however.

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Oh I disagree. The earth has had the slate nearly wiped clean by deep freezes, choking clouds of dust, acidic rain. Oceans have swelled, mountains both made and unmade, flaming chunks of molten earth have come down like hail in the city of Dis. Nature's primal fury, glassing the earth with her lightning, and continent wide swaths of molten rock, driving the oceans back.

We've already seen that stuff before, it's written in the earth. What we haven't seen is a poisoning event on a global scale. And it wasn't random cosmic chance, either. We did this. Intelligent design.

If the oceans fail, all life will fail. If we've truly hit a point of no return, it will be interesting to see what will come of it all. The most unfortunate part is we won't be able to see how the planet recovers.

I hope nature takes back the world, and is able to make something of it again. We have been proven to be irresponsible stewards and are unworthy of the bounty.

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago

They could have just worked for the prison system, then they'd get a regular paycheck to enforce slavery.

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

I think there's a bad dragon box set for just this fantasy.

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