filtoid

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[–] filtoid@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Took me a while but I'm guessing it's using their funerals to take personal days as an excuse.

[–] filtoid@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 days ago

Cat wanders into a chain pharmacy...oh look it's Puss in Superdrug.

[–] filtoid@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

When I was at school (UK) there was a German girl and a Swiss girl talking in German and one of them said "Scheiser" really loudly, the teacher turnes and glared at them and slowly they realised why and had to apologise to the teacher, as they hadn't really thought that while he couldn't understand, he still knew the swear words!

Wasn't a big deal was just funny and everyone laughed (incl teacher), needless to say they were a bit more cautious after that.

[–] filtoid@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago

Does it still taste as good at the end as the beginning?

[–] filtoid@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This is the same Jeremy Clarkson who thinks that young people should work the fields, paid for with taxes, as part of a National Service scheme, right?

What a bell end!

[–] filtoid@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 month ago

Excellent analogy

[–] filtoid@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

I've seen these sorts of things at subway exits/entrances in airports, where you have carts for moving lots of bags at once. There might also be shops nearby with shopping carts that people have tried to take on the escalator in the past.

I'm not Korean(perhaps someone familiar with the place might be able to offer more insight), just offering some possibilities, but it's difficult to know without more context.

[–] filtoid@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

Could be a cheap can opener, similar to the ones used in military ration packs. It is lacking the typical fold out sharp blade so perhaps not, or it's been adapted from that tool by cutting the blade part off. Pic of the tool below

https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-guwk8/images/stencil/1280x1280/products/483/2423/06_032_Multi_Function_Opener__51094.1454447617.jpg

[–] filtoid@lemmy.ml 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Turns out it really does make you go blind!

[–] filtoid@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 months ago

One for each day of the week except God's day, as He said "on the seventh day you must [give it a] rest"

[–] filtoid@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 months ago

If it plays music, it will play adverts

 

I've heard of Pythonistas and Rustaceans. What are some of the other names given to devs writing in, for example, PHP or C++. Appreciate any answers - both serious and joking.

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