halykthered

joined 2 years ago
[–] halykthered@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 hours ago

Where is the old Varangian Guard now? What a distinct advantage they would have.

[–] halykthered@lemmy.ml 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

So we're gunna be a version of nazi Germany, but without the coveted rocket scientists. Just a bunch of dumb idiots, causing lots of problems. The US is going to be equivalent to that guy on the bus who is very obnoxious and loud, but is also very dangerous. Like, most of his problems are his own, but will absolutely stab you for little provocation.

[–] halykthered@lemmy.ml 23 points 5 days ago (4 children)

A pinnacle of science, a wonder of engineering, that we will never get to see in our lifetimes. Instead, we get to see Taiwan get nuked or something, I don't know. I don't follow the news much, I only know I'm disappointed.

[–] halykthered@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 days ago

They should switch to declaring areas with lat and long. Names are insignificant to the unwavering Equator.

[–] halykthered@lemmy.ml 19 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Legislation prohibits drilling for oil in the Gulf of Mexico. No such legislation exists on the Gulf of America.

[–] halykthered@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is he from South America?

[–] halykthered@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Quite the opposite, but maybe his mom feels like she just drank milk and orange juice when she sees her son? I suppose we'll never know for sure.

[–] halykthered@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Mother of the groom gave an impromptu speech at the reception about how her son is like milk and orange juice. It was as meandering as it was long.

[–] halykthered@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

wo ist die shloppenbücket?

[–] halykthered@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 week ago

In the event you didn't know what to think, here's a large group of possibly real people who have maybe computer-generated opinions, that you can actually agree with, right now!

Look at how many there are, truly this is an accurate representation of your countrymen, and you... disagree with them? What's it like being on the outside, looking in, nerd?

Thankfully, media literacy is at an all time low. So we can just keep pumping out these open-source articles that masquerade as journalism. Now your relatives and coworkers can sound intelligent and well-informed when they come to talk, even though they may have only read the headline!

[–] halykthered@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nice, we're about to run a pirate campaign with like 9, 10 people. We'll be lucky to finish a round of combat in a session, but it'll be one to remember for sure.

 
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