wetbeardhairs

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**glass panel of case explodes**
[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 22 hours ago (5 children)

Yeah this would be some great environmental lore in fallout. You find the shelter and inside are two skeletons and a ton of unopened can food. No can opener though. Evidence of a fight. Maybe a note about how stupid Harold is/was.

[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 22 hours ago

Apparently it is an instinctive way that chimps fight. First they gouge your eyes so you can't defend yourself. Then bite your hands so you can't attack. Then they rip off your genitals because fuck you that's why.

[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 22 hours ago

I do feel a dom/sub relationship with Linux right now as I try to build some flatpaks - so that is very fitting.

Which is fucking ridiculous because THEY ALREADY HAD THAT TRUST! We had this thing called.. what was it? ALLIES! They bought our military hardware by the tens of billions each year!

I always considered the green shells to be more concealable for EDC

[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Boot went so far up your ass it came out the other end and then you licked it clean

[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

2A says I can have as many green tortoise shells as I want!

[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I heard a quote recently from that Mendicus Moldbug shitbird.

It's easy to convince someone of the truth. But to make them believe a falsehood is useful because they can then wear their belief as a uniform. This is how you build an army. [sic idgaf]

So I know Luigi probably did it. But I believe he is innocent.

[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

He added that the White House is contemplating the idea of creating an “ecosystem of trust” to facilitate adoption of new U.S. technologies.

They've got a loooong fucking way to go on that.

[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Apparently the wealthy couldn't keep us under control by threatening homelessness, starvation and loss of healthcare - now they have to threaten to fucking deport us if we don't bend the knee to their miniature dictatorships.

[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

There might be a difference between then and now.

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