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[–] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

Well don't leave us hanging what do the chimps be doing to em??

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 3 points 23 hours ago

Rip their arms, face, and genitals off, then leave you suffering.

Chimps are fucking brutal and absolutely terrifying.