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"Wait, I thought Romans were short little guys" (lemmy.world)
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[–] markz@suppo.fi 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He wasn't a very good Emperor

Go say that to him

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Do I get a running start once I finish my sentence?

[–] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago

You get the time it takes the interpreter to translate the sentence

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't be a pussy. Pull a 5' claymore on him. You're tall enough to wield a 5' sword, right?

[–] markz@suppo.fi 2 points 1 month ago

Pull a 5' claymore on him

That's a demo weapon if I've ever seen one