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[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Explanation: The Germanic tribes and Romans both regarded the Roman people as generally the shorter of the two. Roman Emperor Maximinus Thrax, born in Thrace, was extremely tall, and was noted to regard victories as won in part by 'his own hand' despite his command over the Legions. As a contemporary noted:

He was in any case a man of such frightening appearance and colossal size that there is no obvious comparison to be drawn with any of the best-trained Greek athletes or warrior elite of the barbarians.

He wasn't a very good Emperor, but I wouldn't want to come face-to-face with him on the battlefield!

[–] markz@suppo.fi 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He wasn't a very good Emperor

Go say that to him

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Do I get a running start once I finish my sentence?

[–] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 weeks ago

You get the time it takes the interpreter to translate the sentence

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't be a pussy. Pull a 5' claymore on him. You're tall enough to wield a 5' sword, right?

[–] markz@suppo.fi 2 points 2 weeks ago

Pull a 5' claymore on him

That's a demo weapon if I've ever seen one

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maximus Thrax sounds made up in the 80s.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

That's the name of my hair metal band.

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

He musta been a northern Italian. Cisalpine Gaul n'shit. My people big up there.