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[–] nostalgicgamerz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I lament at this because I will eventually have to do something like this (not to this extreme) on my own channel since that is what's getting promoted

[–] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago

This mindset is how we arrived at the shit show we are currently living in. "Everybody is using the Torment Nexus these days, guess I'll have to use it as well". Guys when are we going to resist the slop and enshittification taking over? Whatever happened to small scale DIY culture resisting the big buyout?