this post was submitted on 04 Aug 2025
353 points (98.1% liked)

Bikini Bottom Twitter

4349 readers
642 users here now

Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 23 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 day ago

The DeArrow extension removes those awful thumbnails and replaces them with a random screenshot from the video. I no longer have to look at some guy's ugly grinning/shocked mug when selecting the next video to watch.

[–] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 44 points 1 day ago (3 children)

If I see a face like this I know I don't want to watch the video. Problem is there are almost no videos left that are not some kind of engagement bait with cranked up emotions and very little substance. I remember when I used YT for learning about stuff. Now I just scroll through idiotic thumbnails and sigh.

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's kind of a shame for me. I'm like, "I think that sounds like an interesting topic! but I hate your stupid mouth and I don't want to reward this."

We're in the minority it seems though :/

[–] DeviantOvary@reddthat.com 6 points 1 day ago

Like another person here explained, many of them hate using these thumbnails and titles. Unfortunately, they have to play these stupid games, if they want the dumb algorithm to advertise their content. YouTube all-around has become pretty awful for finding new stuff. Even the search is utter garbage. It's all about the shitty algorithm.

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 5 points 1 day ago

I also refuse to watch youtube slop.

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ugh I am trying to find a steam deck focused channel and everyone has done this. Deck Ready, Fan the Deck and now recently Steam Flow is putting in vague titles in their videos.

I hate it .. But I can see why they are doing it

[–] nostalgicgamerz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I lament at this because I will eventually have to do something like this (not to this extreme) on my own channel since that is what's getting promoted

[–] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago

This mindset is how we arrived at the shit show we are currently living in. "Everybody is using the Torment Nexus these days, guess I'll have to use it as well". Guys when are we going to resist the slop and enshittification taking over? Whatever happened to small scale DIY culture resisting the big buyout?

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

MrBeast Ruined YouTube Thumbnails

(Though the problem was around long before I, at least, heard of him)

[–] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Unfortunately the genuinely work for increasing engagement. A lot of YouTubers don't like using thumbnails like this, but they're passing up on viewers if they don't.

[–] real_squids@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yeah, the meta for channels is to make attention-grabbing thumbnails, and the meta for viewers is to use an extension that removes those. Peak innovation! /s

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can always believe what happened next.

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

The surprising reason these things are always believable. Hit reply to find out why. Click that up arrow if you want to keep learning more and visit my onlyfans if you want to help support my comments.

“Wait until the end”

Fuck no.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

I avoid those automatically. It's like a viewer repellant nowadays.

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

This shocking mistake everyone makes while cooking ice cream sandwiches will SHOCK you!

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Googletube Algorithm: is there somebody you forgot to ask?

[–] ech@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] only_in_ohio@sh.itjust.works 1 points 21 hours ago

ONLY IN OHIO, let’s go!!!

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Gotham chess : "I am an ambassador for the game of chess, and I strive to make sure people play correctly.

Also gothamchess: Ahegao face in every thumbnail.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe!

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I was just discussing this with my wife. Click bait is effective and is not going anywhere.. In fact it's going to get worse. If that is what people are looking for than people aren't going to stop unfortunately.

Really goes to show you the state of our Internet as a whole