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[–] BaroqueBobby@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

My question is still like, out of all the supermodels and only fans and whatever you picked her? Oh well

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

His ex-wife was incredibly hot. Maybe when you get the best for so long you take a chance on trailer trash?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sorry if that came out wrong, but yes, I agree.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Nah, I purposefully misconstrued your words just so I could go on about how hot she is

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Sometimes you need a little McDonald's to remind yourself of how good you have it.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)