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[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 114 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

*puts in coins and pushes button for Crystal Bepis, gets diet root beer*

*puts in coins and pushes button for Bepis this time, somehow receive trail mix, not in bag*

*Accidentally put in too much money, return button doesn't work. Push any soda button, nothing happens. Next guy gets two sodas he actually pushed the button for.*

[–] linkinkampf19@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This feels like a borked version of SCP-294

[–] Tracaine@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It's not an SCP. It's just a...vending machine from 1985. That's how they all worked.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

I once found a vending machine where I could pay for skittles, it wouldn't give them to me, I'd get a refund, then I'd pay for them again and get TWO SKITTLES. I keep that location to myself but it was a godsend.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Between that and the killer soda machine from Maximum Overdrive.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

come up with a weird supernatural concept and write it in the format of a lab report

SCP-80085
Special Containment Procedures: put it in a secure room and don't fucking touch it.
Description: SCP-80085 is a McTasty burger as served by the McDonald's restaurant chain, seemingly immune to rot and decay. Anyone who touches it fucking dies instantly from clogged arteries causing a heart attack.
Addendum: Somehow Steve survived touching the burger, he took a bite and fucking exploded when he swallowed it, holy shit that's gonna take some therapy. Burger seems to have regenerated though.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 6 days ago

Google it. It's pretty fascinating.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The SCP Foundation is a secret organization dedicated to securing, containing, and protecting various anomalous entities. The website is an archive of top secret documents including entries for each entity, called an SCP followed by a number, containing a practical name, detailed description, the effects of the anomaly, experiments performed, containment methods, pictures, etc. Objects can be anything, benign looking household items, monsters, seemingly normal humans, etc. There's nearly 5000 entries on the site. It's a pretty fun time sink if you're into short horror stories. Most of them only take a minute or two to read. There's also multiple games, most notably SCP Containment Breach and tons of spinoff material.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So it’s like deep fiction to the tune of the game Control?

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Exactly, it literally says in Control's wiki, "inspired by paranormal stories about the fictional SCP Foundation." I didn't know the genre is now called "New Weird" though. I have some new authors to check out.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Hype. Thanks so much! I’m going to have to dig a while.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yep! But Control is based off SCP, not the other way around.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Oh I didn’t reckon it was even related, just meant the same flavor - but very very interested knowing control is based on SCP

[–] socsa@piefed.social 5 points 1 week ago

A creative writing project where the stories are all loosely based in a common universe where there is a secret organization protecting humanity from an evil force which manifests as a broad variety of different monsters.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 14 points 1 week ago

Change must come from within.