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[–] remer@lemmy.world 48 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I bet there’s an egg in the egg

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 27 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Does that happen? I've heard of double yolks but not nested eggs. This is our first year with the girls so first I'm seeing this.

I did get an egg with no shell once, just the thin membrane. Didn't take a picture tho.

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It can happen sometimes. Also if they got a weak/no shell then u should mix some eggshell in their food or that additive stuff that's basically just small mineral rich rocks to help em get enough to make a proper shell.

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 18 points 2 months ago

If feeding eggshells, it's best to cook them in the oven a bit and then grinding them with a mortor. 250f for 10 mins should do it.

Oyster shells work well if you can get em. Other bivalves can work too but oyster is easier for the chickens to crack apart. You just want to bake it at like 250F for 10 mins

Here's a few other methods. https://www.backyardchickens.com/articles/feeding-your-chickens-oyster-shells.77372/

[–] remer@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

That yolk looks hard

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Use a stronger egg. Put water in it. Put an egg in it. Have a baby on land, in the egg, in the egg. Baby in the water, on land, in the egg, in water, in the egg.

[–] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We could make a religion out of this

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm racking my brain trying to remember what that's from. Was it an Oversimplified video?

[–] logos@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Seriously, I bet it's a double yolk though.

[–] Monstrosity@lemm.ee 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yo, that's like $700.00 worth of eggs right there.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Checkmate tariffs.

[–] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

You can identify which it was by checking which hen is walking with a limp today (mostly untrue, although they can have prolapses).

[–] BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

Is your chicken's name Sheila by any chance?

[–] clif@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I have one particular chicken that does this pretty regularly. Long and kind of skinny, often with an odd texture on the end, sometimes with a weird constriction in the middle.

Also, you inspired me to post a pic of a tiny egg I got last week : https://lemmy.world/post/24677253

This is from a full grown 2.5 year old chicken that typically lays "normal" eggs... not sure why she laid one tiny one randomly.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Did I start a thing? Is this going to be Lemmy's version of the safe?

[–] GiantChickDicks@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago

This is such an upgrade. Let the torrent of wonky egg posts carry me away.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Not as long as you deliver.

That's a double yolk at least. Maybe even a triple if that's possible.

[–] clif@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I support it!

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[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 16 points 2 months ago

We’ve all been there…

[–] CM400@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

I wonder if it’s a double.

[–] CheeryLBottom@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago
[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] pappabosley@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago
[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 8 points 2 months ago

When you're the tallest person in the classroom

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago

That's a raptor egg. Somehow uhh... Life finds a way

[–] LGTM@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think I would've been OK if the girth matches the length but......why is it just lonk

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Eggshells are a little softer before they come out. Poor dear had to squeeze extra contents through her same cloaca.

[–] LGTM@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Cloaca so tight it gives long eggs

[–] CuriousKrypto@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's it. That's enough internet for the day.

[–] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Cloacussy takes another victim.

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 months ago

Probably twins or triplets or so

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 5 points 2 months ago
[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 5 points 2 months ago
[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bet it is the only bad one lol

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Must have felt that one coming out!

[–] whyalone@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So you sell them and buy a house?

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

All I got were three lousy magic beans.

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[–] xzot746@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Must have been laid by a big cock.

I'll show myself out.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Is one of your chickens deflated today? Also, do they make epidurals for fowl?

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 months ago

It's frightening.

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