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[–] python@lemmy.world 102 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Oh god, mom is one of those project managers that sets up way too many Teams meetings

[–] Saleh@feddit.org 12 points 1 week ago

Because you didnt do your homework and the there is still rotting spaghetti in the codesink.

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

My life atm. Make it stop

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 week ago

Alternative subtitle: “helping your child understand the inequities of domestic servitude "

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 46 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

At least it's not dad showing up with a gaming PC and a webcam, and calling all the kids "chat"

[–] Jericho_Kane@lemmy.org 58 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I always thought how funny it would be on a christmas dinner where a 20 year old is present who's job is being a sreamer or content creator. And all the elderly people try to understand what his job is. His parents preassure him into showing them some of his "craft", so they stand around his pc while he yells slurs into his microphone

[–] python@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Even better, imagine being a 35-year old streamer with a kid, and other parents at the preschool ask you about your job.

(Spoiler: some really good anecdotes come from that, see Northernlion)

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I am waiting for Joe's kids to grow up.

[–] Famko@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Joeseph has the benefit of having written a book, so he can just say he's a writer.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago

A vertically integrated entertainer.

[–] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

imagine your parent is a johnny somali, a tomi lahren, or a rage-bait cooking mom.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I honestly don't know what a rage-bait cooking mom is, and I'm feeling kinda blessed right now...

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Kay's Cooking. c:

I don't think she even understands how badly she fucks up, lmao. I think she actually believes she's doing it right, she's just too British.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

she actually believes she's doing it right, she's just too British.

A tale as old as (Greenwich mean) time

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 16 points 1 week ago

Well, I would really hope it's at least something honest, like porn, or even Twitch.

[–] terraborra@lemmy.nz 14 points 1 week ago

Movie day just a whole lot more interesting.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ah yes, demeaning sex work, an old time classic

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Could just be he doesn't wanna see his mom naked.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

POV your mom works for Monsanto and has so many wonderful things to say about GMO and seed patents.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago

Oh wow I did not even think about that possibility. So glad I went to school before all this stuff kicked off