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[–] KulunkelBoom@lemm.ee 2 points 33 minutes ago (2 children)

Fucking nazis and commies at the top of our government. What the actual fuck.

[–] 4shtonButcher@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 12 minutes ago

What commies? This makes no sense?!

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 1 points 5 minutes ago

Don't loop us into that nonsense. It's 1000000% fascists at the top. The closest you're getting to a communist in the federal government is Bernie

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 13 points 1 hour ago

He looks like a Rob Liefeld drawing...

[–] Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world 1 points 19 minutes ago

What the fuck even is that body. What a gross asshole.

[–] anarchiddy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

Someone with a medical background please tell me what on earth is happening inside that volume

All I can think of is that alien exo-suit from MIB with an alien operating him inside

[–] pfwood178@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 minute ago

Too much HGH

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 13 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Girdle. They can be great for making you look a bit less fat, and can do quite a bit if you wear something loose over them, but the man looks like an overstuffed sausage. He's not going to like it, but what he's trying to do there is calling for a corset, which at least would be able to be portrayed as an aesthetic choice, though definitely a fem one even if he goes for the most masculine options out there

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 1 points 6 minutes ago

Alternative to corset, may i suggest an iron maiden ?

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2 points 50 minutes ago (1 children)

Man this is really smart comment and I was on board till I realized we've seen this man without a shirt. That is indeed his real shape.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 3 minutes ago

Yeah I always forget that he's just kinda shaped like a fat guy in a girdle several sizes too small. He probably wasn't always that shape. This seems to be the masculine version of spherical boobs

[–] rippersnapper@lemm.ee 4 points 1 hour ago

Likely he took implants but never really worked for them. Just a conjecture.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

He looks like someone drew him without an understanding of human anatomy...

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

He's the most frumpy looking dude on earth

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

That's a girdle if I've ever seen one.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 1 hour ago

It's for boys. Teddy wears one too. It's called a boydle.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I was gonna call it a corset.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Nah corsets bulge vertically and someone of his wealth would probably have the money for one that would break before bulging like that

[–] jenny_ball@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

a lot of things about this picture look fake

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

The fuck is everyone taking a picture of? Do they need to approve to their friends they were within 20 feet of oh glorious leader Musk?

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 9 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I don't understand how anyone can be that close to Musk and not take a run at him with the nearest blunt instrument.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

A saxophone at least.

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

The President is behind him too. I don't like either of them, but I can see why people would want to take a picture.

sorry, I see you've made a typo there. The president is the man in black in the front of the photo, the one behind him is just a dog

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 24 points 6 hours ago

He looks like a broiler chicken.

[–] Karl@programming.dev 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

Probably actually. He seems the type to take unnecessary extra testosterone

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago

Forget a brick shithouse, he's built like a brick of shit.

[–] w3dd1e@lemm.ee 95 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

He looks like he was drawn by Rob Liefeld.

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 2 points 3 hours ago

Came here to say just this.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 76 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

How

It looks more like captain america has some massive honkers and anasarca

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

it looks like something went wrong with the super soldier serum and he became a buff quasimodo instead

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

The Hunch Chest of McDonaldland.

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 hours ago

He's too curvy to be a super fx chip render.

[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 hours ago

Dim MAGA with a low poly Lara Croft bust.

[–] Chaves81@lemm.ee 1 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

This is a clearly user of protection vest…

[–] Bwoj@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago

To be clear, this theory doesn’t invalidate what you said.

[–] superdude6504@discuss.online 6 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

No, he really is shaped like that

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 2 points 3 hours ago

That may be, but it does kinda seem like there's some hard, straight lines under his shirt. Maybe he swallowed a protection vest?

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Dude stole Conner O'Malley's under wardrobe.

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