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My personal guess (just a guess, since none of this makes any logical sense) is that he's going to use the very high tariffs on those islands to help him with some creative accounting in showing overall wins when all of this is over - increasing the pittance that these islands are likely paying us already, let's call it turning $100 into $150 - no meaningful benefit to the US, but looks amazing by the percentages.

"See, I tariff'd the whole world for a 5.5 gajillion percent increase in US revenue! I'm a big winner!"

Because that island exports 1000 dollars worth of timber (or whatever) to America, but only imports 300 dollars worth of paint (or whatever) from America. Trumps child like brain sees that as them taking advantage of poor old America. The numbers must be equal or better for America or they are being cheated. Even though America needs more wood and the isle folk don't need any more art supplies. He's an idiot.

Easy.

Someone from that island hurt Trump's feefees 3 decades ago.

I'm sorry they put tarrifs on uninhabited islands lol

I’m pretty sure that the trump regime spun two gameshow wheels: one to pick a country and another to pick a tariff percentage.

They're just setting the tarriff to half the 'trade deficit' percentage.

Where the actual trade amount is trivial, this leads to ludicrous results.

Someone he doesn’t like personally came from Norfolk Island, I’ll lay odds.

Trump's fucking head is uninhabited yet here he is costing us a lot, so I guess that's the same as Heard Island tarrifs, right?

An explanation implies some thought was put in to these tariffs, but instead it was just based on Trump's emotions that day.

Other remote territories like Christmas Island and Heard and McDonald Islands also received tariffs, though the latter are uninhabited.

What a weave by a certified stable genius.

I assume he was once insulted by Eldon Foote or one of his kids.

It's obvious that he thinks the McDonald Island is where the fastfood chain gets their food. Since McDonald's is America's favorite and only source of food according to trump (probably) and since tariffs pay America, he's thinking he's going to make us rich. Everyone eats McDonald's which obviously comes from the McDonald Island. They pay the tariffs and Americans get rich. Art of the deal.

Christmas Island is well known for its asylum camps... and nothing else? Stupid is really the only word.

From wikipedia:

Christmas Island's geographic isolation and history of minimal human disturbance has led to a high level of endemism among its flora and fauna, which is of interest to scientists and naturalists. ... As of the 2021 Australian census, the population of Christmas Island is 1,692.

And there's a town there called "The Settlement"?

Good pick /s

"Stupid is as stupid does."

The phrase carries the meaning of someone identified as stupid through their actions rather than their appearance.

The phrase means that stupid people will do silly things, and you can single them out by looking at their methodology and results with handling tasks.

Make them broke and offer to buy the land from under them

I wonder if it's anything to do with average income? https://www.abs.gov.au/census/find-census-data/quickstats/2021/SAL90004

https://slrpnk.net/comment/14847360

They threw a dart at a globe and that’s where it landed.

I'd be willing to bed these percentages are based on the responses to WH communications (of threats), and those who did not respond at all have received the harshest penalty category.

Of course, an island with zero inhabitants is not likely to have responded.

bamboozle them with bullshit