he's literally me
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They didn't have any abbreviations ready for that sentence
FGT SPNR STK ON PNS
"So, what code do we put in for the insurance company?"
8=%=D
This explains everything in 5 characters.
🏅
Definitely awarded
Amazing.
8%D FTFY
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If the chief complaint is funny/fucked up enough, we won't abbreviate it
... But how?
It's a 9 year old and some spinners have a hole on each side.
The ultimate Helicopter Dick.
9‽
I wonder how my life would have changed if i had access to the internet at age 9
Boys start playing with their weiners as soon as their hands can start grasping stuff. It's instinctual.
It's instinctual in that all babies explore their genitals as soon as they can start willfully moving their hands, yes. It's not just boys having a special connection to their genitalia.
Yeah, but we make it our personality!
Username checks out lmao
Nawww you miss your opportunity to call someone a dumbass and get away with it... dumbass.
I don't have a penis, but I for one was a total idiot at age 9.
Not having a penis: the perfect counter to the fidgit spinner trap
I was jerking off around that age, hadn't ever seen any porn or anything, no need to call child protection, it was just natural for me
I'm much older than 9 and stuff gets stuck on my penis all the time.
Check out Mr. Popular over here with his social life.
My wife texted me the other day:
You know that yellow slide our son carries around? Well, he started sticking his penis in it, you have to talk to him now.
He's 4. It's just what boys do.
Yeah, children play with their genitals far more than I ever wanted to believe. I don't really remember doing it as a kid, but it wouldn't surprise me if most parents, including mine, have stories about the odd things that happen.
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I dont think 15yo penises fit into fidget spinners, but Im not an expert on child genitalia.
I'll ask my priest.
You misunderstand. It’s a 9yo fidget spinner.
It really depends on both the size of the fidget spinner and the will of the child.
You gotta start somewhere.
Right foot penis, abdomen penis, back penis, fidgit spinner.. still spinning!
15 mins at the swimming pool is cheaper than ER
He might need to have his penis drained to get it out.
That's why you explain what the helicopter really is...
Someone did not know that alcohol makes you soft.
Yeah. Lets get the 9yo drunk
Ahahaha. Missed that detail, but it could be 19, 29, 39, 49, 59, 69…well maybe not 69+.
Directions unclear
I've seen some different sizes of fidget spinners, but no way is anyone that small lol
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