[From the bathroom] πΌ Canβt you see Iβm burning, burning. π΅
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Oh, doctor, doctor I must have gotten this sick somehow
The store brand at Harris Teeter in Virginia was called Dr Smooth.
Anything labeled "Non-GMO" is bullshit. Whether the "real" sugar in there came from sugarcane or beets those plants have been genetically modified for centuries, long before dipshits decided GMOs were somehow unnatural and scary.
Dr? Doctor.
Thirst? Unquenched.
Hotel? Trivago.
Visa? Mastercard
This was one of my favorite exchanges.
The labels on that are funnier
Who?
Dr. Who?
The only question... The question the Silence dreads... The first question in the universe... Doctor Who?
Give me the news, I've got a... bad case of lovvvvvvin youuuuuu
Somebody always got to beat me to it. I'm not nearly as clever as I think I am. :(
You're still clever. But also we share lots of common experiences which is a cool thing, not a personal shortcoming. But I get the feeling too.
Same. I just came in to upvote it. But, also, I take minor pride in knowing what the first comment will be.
Don't think of it as a race, think of it as an opportunity to find kindred spirits
Damn, I felt my heart thaw a bit. Gotta be more careful around this neck of the interwoods.
Haha! Yes, I too am old, nice to meet you.
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My parents wanted me to become Dr. Doctor. But I'm merely a Mr. Mister. So take these broken wings.
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Does it taste like you put the lime in the coconut?
More like a nut in a creampie
"Hand crafted, Real Sugar, Small batch"
Everything okay over there America?
I mean what else are you gonna name the flavor that is Dr pepper?
Cherry BBQ flavor?
I can't really explain how it tastes except that.
Dr. Pibb? Mr. Pepper? Mr. Doctor? Dr. Mister?
Mister Mister
No I mean the flavor not the name. Sprite tastes like lemon lime, Fanta is orange, grape soda is... Grape. Root beer tastes like cough syrup, etc...
What the hell does Dr pepper taste like?
I think it tastes like BBQ sauce with cherry in it.
No, grape soda is purple flavored.
Purple drank
Where do I get the root beer flavored cough syrup?
Apparently Europe. Europeans keep saying it. Meanwhile over in America i can't stand cherry because it tastes like cough syrup.
Oh, the mess I'm in
I was hopping for someone to reference UFO or I would myself. Happy to not be disappointed.
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