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[–] Kojichan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Fixed Fixedsys for life!!!!

[–] thezeesystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 4 days ago

This is great if you don't want the united states politicians to read it.

[–] peto@lemm.ee 141 points 5 days ago (5 children)

See the problem with this is that even if I write code with this font, I can't force people to read it in this font.

[–] namingthingsiseasy@programming.dev 118 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Of course you can. Instead of committing the code to a repository, you just take screenshots of the everything and commit that instead.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] tauren@lemm.ee 26 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

And then you program a runtime that calls an AI to parse images and execute your code in real-time!

[–] MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You just said that somebody is in desperate need of a beating

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[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 5 days ago (2 children)

all code is written down in physical loose leaf notebooks

[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Hey that's MY cursed python programming method... I wonder if I still have those books

[–] russjr08@bitforged.space 4 points 4 days ago

Oh, so that's what those Python notebooks are that I've heard people talk about!

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[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 36 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You can if you paste it into a write protected pdf

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The only real way to write protect it is by printing the pdf into pdf (making it a pdf of an image).

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[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago

Yes. The "problem".

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 17 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Pretty sure you can use the 𝓾𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓸𝓭𝓮 𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓼

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[–] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Many editors can read config files from a file in the repository itself. And oftentimes it has the highest priority. Just gotta know the IDE of your target and they have to click "trust this project".

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 10 points 5 days ago

Just add it for VSCode and Jetbrains and you cover like 75-95% of devs

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 26 points 5 days ago (17 children)

I... Somehow just realized that I can of course change my editor font. After three years in professional software dev.

Any recommendations for maximizing readability?

[–] WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I unironically love comic sans derivatives, they're just super readable to me

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 8 points 5 days ago

Comic sans can help a lot of people with dyslexia.

[–] WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 5 days ago

Comic sans is a great typeface in my opinion. Just often misused.

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[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 17 points 5 days ago (5 children)

https://www.codingfont.com/ is a fun, tournament style quiz that compares different monospace fonts. It's far from comprehensive, but I found it useful to gauge what font features I find stylish and readable

(For the record, my go-to font is Jetbrains Mono)

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 4 days ago

I got Fira Code, which tracks, I've used it before. I use Comic Code though. (A monospace comic sans type font.)

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[–] Zink@programming.dev 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I picked up a great little test along the way: type the word ill or illegal followed by 100, using a capital I in illegal and mixing an upper case O and a zero in the number.

Ill10O

Can you clearly tell all these characters apart in your editor font?

I am all about Fira Code, myself

[–] Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I guess it depends on your preference but I love Fira Code

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[–] lemmeBe@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 days ago

Try JetBrains Mono.

[–] SuperIce@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Fira Code is my go-to.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Verdana.

The I/l and O/o/0, 0/8/ø are all distinct, so are all the different kinds of brackets. Also, this isn't a monospace font, so wide letters such as m and w are wide, instead of being squashed into an unreadable barcode.

Letters aren't meant to be monospace, and sans TUI nothing in computers still needs to be.

If you do need one, ex. for TUI, I second JetBrains Mono!

Also, Verdana is not a libre font, Noto Sans is a libre font that also has these properties, although code does look much better in Verdana to me.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Also, this isn't a monospace font

Oh no.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You wouldn’t want mono space in languages where indentation matters?

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[–] HolidayGreed@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago

Iosevka, a variant with slashed zero.

https://typeof.net/Iosevka/

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Code of Sauron

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

IBM Mono Plex >>> all other, especially this horrible mess

[–] HalfSalesman@lemm.ee 9 points 5 days ago

std::string independence;

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 days ago

Putting the “no” in zapfino

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 9 points 5 days ago

reduce the flourishes and/or add more spacing between lines and it would be a lot more readable.

[–] LarmyOfLone@lemm.ee 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Is there some language or "syntax formatter" that turns source code into something more off a visual programming language? Like a WYSIWYG markdown editor.

Like python doesn't have curly braces, but you could add some kind of "block illustration".

Or you could have illuminated initials for variable names to make them more unique.

[–] thevoidzero@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So IDE with syntax highlights? Those blocks things are also pretty much shown in most IDE, what do you use to code?

I even have prettifying turned on so the keywords like in, lambda, etc are prettified.

[–] LarmyOfLone@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No somthing more than just "mere" syntax highlightinng or prettifying like e.g. in VS Code. Being able to change line height for a "headline" when you declare a new class. Or maybe lines that illustrate how a temp variable is used. But it's all vague ideas and I can't picture or describe it well and you'd have to demo this with a graphical design tool I think.

[–] thevoidzero@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I use emacs, and it can change font size and font face similar to the font color during syntax highlights. Like in markdown or LaTeX headings are larger font, math formula have their system where superscript and subscript have higher/lower baseline. In org mode it can even convert the whole latex snippet into formula and display as image, or show inline images. And in rust it has type hints and other information overlayed along side the code you wrote, it even adds little buttons on tests you can click to run them.

So I think what you want can probably be made easily if you have a solid grasp of what you want. Emacs is basically extensible using a programming language (elisp) so technically there's nothing you can't do logic wise, there might be some limitations on displaying things though.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I use Comic Code. It's not free, but it's so whimsical.

For the curious, here is a similar but free font. https://github.com/belluzj/fantasque-sans

[–] russjr08@bitforged.space 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh hey, someone else who uses Comic Code - greetings!

I remember when I first saw it, I laughed - and then it grew on me. Then it turned into "I can't believe I am buying a derivation of comic sans" but it is actually a really nice monospaced font.

Only thing I didn't like was having to figure out how to use Font Patcher to make a copy of it that supports nerd fonts, but it was a one and done process.

(I also don't really like how it looks in my IDE the few times I find myself on Windows, but I don't really blame the font for that one - looks perfect in the same IDE on Linux...)

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] russjr08@bitforged.space 1 points 3 days ago

Patching Comic Code? It was quite a while ago unfortunately, so I don't have the exact commands available, but I used their Font Patcher tool in order to do so.

From what I recall, the tricky thing was actually getting the dependencies it required to be installed properly, Font Forge would be up and running but then the script's errors indicated that it couldn't resolve all of the necessary dependencies. Not sure what OS you're on so your mileage may vary - but for Linux they now have an AppImage that looks to contain everything it needs, and for macOS/Windows if you have Docker available there also appears to be a pre-built container for it. There's also quite a few examples that I don't think were there when I used it, since I also recall not being 100% sure of what flags were needed to run it

[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

JetBrains Mono to the top!

[–] Ascend910@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago

I really em want to makenit a reality, do anyone here know a 17th century antique monosace font?

[–] Ronno@feddit.nl 1 points 3 days ago

Better start now, the US might need a new one soon. /s

A smart contract as the declaration of independence would be awesome though.

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