It's always cringy when "the right" can't come up with an original idea so they imitate something successful on "the left" and swap out words and think it'll get anywhere
Memes
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F*CK you, you better do what I tell you!
YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO
*Hummer engine revving*
102.3
*bald eagle cries*
BOOTLICKER FM
*explosion*
WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT RIGHT WING METAL
*marching sound*
THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANNY'S STATION
*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*
YES SIR I'LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! YES SIR I'LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! YES SIR I'LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
(and now i'm under control)
"YEAAAAH I HATE BLACK PEOPLE"
End of verse
THESE DAMN GLOBALISTS!!!
- Jake, lives in MN, everything he's still paying for is imported.
Set List:
Incel Mania
Submit to My Power
Behold My Magnum Dong
All Praise to the Great Leader
Lefty Cunt
Suck Up, Punch Down
I'm Not a Creep, You're a Creep
You're too Ugly to Fuck, Anyway
My Canadian Girlfriend (You Wouldn't Know Her)
Only Fans Love
Deportation Vacation
My Misspelled Face Tattoo
Education is Overrrated (We Don't Need No Critical Thinking)
Don't forget the classic: Suck off, Nazi Punks!
We’ll be called “Fellating the Machine”
Rage on Behalf of the Machine
I have no idea how anyone can still think the left and 'globalists' are in power when all the shit for nearly 50 years has been increasing authoritarianism and fascism.
According to the frothing bootlickers that inhabit the space around me? Because gay
We are those who join forces and we also burn crosses.
thank you i will do what you tell me, thank you i will do what you tell me, thank you i will do what you tell me, thank you i will do what you tell me, UHHHHHHHH
Rage against minorities at my waterpark.
"Globalist" is a racist dog whistle for Jews.
By this point, I suspect a lot of people who use the term don't actually know anymore. To them it just means "the shadowy bad guys who want to ruin my life specifically".
"...because I'm the main character and these 'globalists' know me by name"
The left have done nothing to the US, the mess it's in is solely down to the right and always has been.
🤘🎸 Rage On The Behalf of The Machine 🎸🤘
Their first album could be Bullshit on Parade.
Conservatives have nothing real to rage about. Everything theyre mad about is only because they've been told to be mad about it by conservative media, who is telling them to be mad about it to politically control them.
To them "the machine" is the liberal shadow state, wokeness etc. which they think controls the world.
I love their new hit: "Your Body, MY Choice" that one goes hard. Their older hit "ICE, ICE, Deport The Babies" didn't quite catch me.
I like how it's:
If you love America and are pissed about ... please contact me.
... and not, "if you're a good bassist looking for a band". Tells you all you need to know about the quality of music they're gonna put out.
“Yeah I’m rolling down Rodeo with a shotgun / we ain’t seen a brown skinned man since our country club banned one”