Memes

It's always cringy when "the right" can't come up with an original idea so they imitate something successful on "the left" and swap out words and think it'll get anywhere

F*CK you, you better do what I tell you!

YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO

*Hummer engine revving*

102.3

*bald eagle cries*

BOOTLICKER FM

*explosion*

WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT RIGHT WING METAL

*marching sound*

THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANNY'S STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

"FUCK YOU, ILL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!"

YES SIR I'LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! YES SIR I'LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! YES SIR I'LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!

We’ll be called “Fellating the Machine”

Rage on Behalf of the Machine

Set List:

Incel Mania

Submit to My Power

Behold My Magnum Dong

All Praise to the Great Leader

Lefty Cunt

Suck Up, Punch Down

I'm Not a Creep, You're a Creep

You're too Ugly to Fuck, Anyway

My Canadian Girlfriend (You Wouldn't Know Her)

Only Fans Love

Deportation Vacation

My Misspelled Face Tattoo

Education is Overrrated (We Don't Need No Critical Thinking)

"YEAAAAH I HATE BLACK PEOPLE"

End of verse

I have no idea how anyone can still think the left and 'globalists' are in power when all the shit for nearly 50 years has been increasing authoritarianism and fascism.

We are those who join forces and we also burn crosses.

Rage against minorities at my waterpark.

"Globalist" is a racist dog whistle for Jews.

The left have done nothing to the US, the mess it's in is solely down to the right and always has been.

🤘🎸 Rage On The Behalf of The Machine 🎸🤘

Their first album could be Bullshit on Parade.

"Suck who? I'm gonna do what you tell me."

I'm mad that people dare defy the MACHINE!!!!

Conservatives have nothing real to rage about. Everything theyre mad about is only because they've been told to be mad about it by conservative media, who is telling them to be mad about it to politically control them.

"Lights out, Rush Limbaugh radio"

I love their new hit: "Your Body, MY Choice" that one goes hard. Their older hit "ICE, ICE, Deport The Babies" didn't quite catch me.

To them "the machine" is the liberal shadow state, wokeness etc. which they think controls the world.

“Yeah I’m rolling down Rodeo with a shotgun / we ain’t seen a brown skinned man since our country club banned one”

I like how it's:

If you love America and are pissed about ... please contact me.

... and not, "if you're a good bassist looking for a band". Tells you all you need to know about the quality of music they're gonna put out.

Who does this goof think "Globalists" are? Oh right, it's the billionaire capitalists whose boots he wants to lick.

Imagine looking for musicians while stating in your ad “I plan on writing songs… “

You make the songs, then you look for people to play them.