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[–] seeigel@feddit.org 4 points 3 hours ago

Matthew 5:34-37

34 But I tell you, do not swear an oath at all: either by heaven, for it is God’s throne; 35 or by the earth, for it is his footstool; or by Jerusalem, for it is the city of the Great King. 36 And do not swear by your head, for you cannot make even one hair white or black. 37 All you need to say is simply ‘Yes’ or ‘No’; anything beyond this comes from the evil one

So who introduced the oath of secrecy?

[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 38 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

People out there just raw dogging the internet with no ad blocker or private dns or nothing.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

True rawdogging was limewire.

Once after 3 days of downloading a concert video, it turned up to be some random porn.

[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 2 points 19 minutes ago

Lol, i once tried to get that command and conquer FPS game from lime wire, it ended up being Max Payne which was a great game but not what I was expecting.

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 91 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

This is nothing new. Cardinals have been rawdogging kids for centuries.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 15 points 7 hours ago

Pre-puberty is the only contraceptive the catholic church approves of

[–] bus_factor@lemmy.world 144 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (4 children)

This is what the kids are referring to:

Tweet: the dude next to me on the plane just absolutely rawdogged this entire flight... he got on a TEN HOUR FLIGHT to europe in jeans, no headphones, no book, no neck pillow, literally just a paper cup of coffee without a lid like sir are you ok

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 14 points 7 hours ago

in jeans

Oh the horror lmao

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 46 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (3 children)

Anyone who is comfortable conversing within the confines of their own mind for hours on end without pause or distraction, is either a sage or a psychopath in my opinion

[–] Red0ctober@lemmy.world 19 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

I'm a weird psycho then. When the infotainment screens are available, I like watching other people's screens. I've seen The Spy Who Dumped Me twice with no audio. I think I've got a pretty good grasp of the plot though.

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 hours ago

I kind of have trouble not watching the other screens, if they happen to fall within my field of view.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I watched the new Count of Monte Cristo on my flight to Europe recently. Good movie, my only problem is that they didn't treat Mercedes' final encounter with the Edmond right. Honestly that part made me so angry, they did everything else so right but the ~~main~~ greatest lesson that Edmond and the reader must learn and they let him get away with it... (some things cannot be forgiven) Oh well. The Count of Monte Cristo is one of my all time favorites, so I am probably a little more critical then I should be.

So that is only a 3 hour movie and the flight was 10 hours... at about the 5 hour mark, I notice someone in front of me just start the movie... I watched it again on their screen.

Then I watched some other movie on someone elses screen. I have no idea what it was but it was actually a good experience.

So long story short, I understand that appeal and I might watch other peoples screens more often on long flights. Its not bad at all. Especially when they turn on subtitles

[–] NerdInSuspenders@leminal.space 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

the spy complained it was like they never listened

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 11 points 9 hours ago

I'm neither. Just an introvert with a good imagination ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 hours ago

Or an air marshal

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 49 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

That actually sounds rather pleasant, minus the book. Air travel is great for books.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 42 points 11 hours ago

I mean soon as you add the book, it's an entirely different proposition because now you have entertainment, so you're traveling like a sane person.

Though personally I don't know if I could concentrate with the noise. ANC and podcast for me, I'll just accept that I'm less cultured.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

It's the jeans that kill it for me. Those are work pants and sitting still and cramped in stiff denims would make me unhappy. Especially on long flights.

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 3 points 4 hours ago

Yeah, some jeans are stiff but I've definitely got a couple older pair that are softer and that I'd much rather wear than slacks.

But if I REALLY wanted to be uncomfortable on a plane... I still have my mawashi from when I briefly did amateur sumo!

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 14 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Books great. I probably would still read manga instead though.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 13 points 11 hours ago

Manga is books

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 13 points 13 hours ago

Meh, close enough, same spirit.

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 2 points 9 hours ago

He's all about challenges

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 6 points 8 hours ago

Is it really that hard to just not look at the phone? I moved all of my internet entertainment to my laptop and I only ever use my phone for calling or government stuff.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 100 points 16 hours ago

Not again 😫20250508_090757

[–] FardyCakes@lemmy.world 49 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

The kids call it mmph mmphim because the cardinals have their dicks in their mouths.

[–] forrgott@lemm.ee 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Isn't the sound more like gak gak gork...?

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 2 points 7 hours ago

Only if they enjoy it

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 17 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Do cardinals have corkscrew dicks like ducks?

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

It is a rape adaptation... so

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 8 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 4 points 7 hours ago

Yes, but only diagonally

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 3 points 11 hours ago

They're a witch! A WITCH!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 hours ago

You mean the birds or the baseball player?

Please don't joke about raping children.

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I'm gonna need a clip if this is real

[–] Luouth@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Cardinal Joe Lycett second from the front