I have removed my car's muffler and modified it to be even louder.

I skip rope in my apartment in the middle of the night.

I walk right towards the front of a queue pretending to only have a quick question to ask and then I get my job done while I'm there.

I do use my indicator lights, but only 0.46 seconds before I actually turn.

I flush used cooking oil down the toilet.

I yell at the screen throughout the entire movie at the cinema.

I feed people's pets without asking.

I accelerate when approaching a pedestrian crossing.

I empty a full can of axe body spray onto myself before using crowded public transportation.

I stop showering 6 days prior to attending cultural events.

I do not wipe down the devices at the gym after using them.

I think the last Star Wars trilogy was the best of the three.

I mean, aren't most people like this? I feel like most people are like this.

• i eat shopping Carts
• i eat the divider at checkouts
• I eat during the movies
• i let cars eat me out in traffic
• i eat the speaker in public

People listening to music or watching videos on their crappy phone speakers on public transports drive me crazy... I don't want to hear the coughing fits of agony of your phone's speakers for hours on the train 😭 JUST BUY EARPHONES

Categorical imperative.

Dude people on the phone when they shouldn't is one of my pet peeves, I hate it so much. Especially because it makes me feel racist sometimes, since apparently the threshold of shame is a lot lower to just video call on speaker in public when people assume their surroundings don't understand the conversation.

So many non white germans not giving a fuck about these things, makes me want to learn all these languages so I can embarrass the people by understanding their private talks. Honestly I think that's the root cause, I can't imagine that being customary in their places of origin.

As for the people who use their phone at the cinema, I have to seriously fight the urge to throw my 20 bucks concession stand coke at them.

Where joke?

You're doing America wrong.

I can shorten that for you: I think about others.

A divider at checkout? Everything is self scanning these days over here.

Did the cart narcs post this?

Best shitpost today 10/10

Let cars merge onto the highway?

People do realize it's the merger's responsibility, right? I mean, don't block people in, but you should be holding your speed if you're in the right lane, not adjusting.

Drive predictably, not nicely.

We can't? Why not? I can. Most people do! Everyone could... some don't. Fuck those assholes.

Yes, it is too bad you all are barely more than animals, failing daily to even aspire to live up to basic public decorum.

The last one is…just, yeah lmao

This may be unpopular, but I don't use the dividers at checkout. I just wait my turn. Once all the previous person's stuff is scanned I start loading my stuff on the belt. By the time they finish paying, even with a tap card, I've got the belt full and I'm waiting again.

Some guy got mad at me at Costco recently for it. I guess he really wanted to get some stuff out of his cart while the person in front of me was still getting scanned. It feels like flooring it to every red light. You still have to wait, so what's the point?