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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 139 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"By the way both families live together in the same house".

Ain't no way in hell that, intentionally or unintentionally, there hasn't been some partner swapping.

[–] stiephelando@discuss.tchncs.de 72 points 2 months ago (4 children)

What's the point of swapping tho

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 56 points 2 months ago (4 children)

What's the point of twins marrying twins? Surely at least some of that point is kinkiness...

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Might be more of a reflection of your own bias 😉

[–] Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 months ago

You'd expect identical twins to have a similar type. Makes sense on a pragmatic level

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 months ago

Keeping it in the family

[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

easy swinging every other weekend

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 52 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So that you can have some gay sex?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago

Just because they're twins doesn't mean they behave identically in every way.

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago

Poly relationships can be much more fun than monogamous relationships. You just need boundaries and to leave the jealousy at the door.

[–] Aermis@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Have you met twins? Like seen them daily? Enough to know them even partially personally? There's more than enough differences in each to tell them apart.

Your fantasy would be 100% intentional.

[–] CMDR_Horn@lemmy.world 118 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I bet lunch that they swap

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 79 points 2 months ago

"Of course its yours. See? The DNA test matches."

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 48 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They probably have the weirdest foursomes that are half orgies and half masturbation.

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Unless they are all narcissistic, in which case its their fantasy.

[–] DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You really think the brothers fuck each other?

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago

They're twins so genetically it's just masturbation, right?

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.ml 62 points 2 months ago (4 children)

They went through all that effort and then didn’t match the kids outfits

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

When the kid is that young, you don't wanna mix them up. They probably wouldn't be able to tell who is who.

[–] huppakee@feddit.nl 7 points 2 months ago

Even they found that too creepy I guess

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 months ago

This is the best comment I've seen today.

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[–] 474D@lemmy.world 47 points 2 months ago

Feel bad for who got the ugly one

[–] echolalia@lemmy.ml 45 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

how am I supposed to pretend straight relationships are healthy and normal when they go and do shit like this? when you gotta come up with new words to describe your relationships like "quaternary" you know jesus isn't present here

(this post is 100% joke)

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago (3 children)

There is no fucking way I’d coordinate outfits if I had a twin.

Is being twins these peoples whole personality?!

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes, though tbf that's something society kind of pushes them into.

Also, we all know they partner swap...

[–] teamevil@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

It's all one big family....it's not like they can prove indefinitely.

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Was the “Twins day festival” for the picture too?

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

I knew Identical twins. They got so fed up with people asking "Are you really Identical?" They would just say fucked up things. "No not 100%, I got molested he didnt."

[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What does the '38' mean? I thought it was the age of the women, but there's no age given for the men, so that doesn't seem likely. So instead it makes it sound like one is a cyborg named 'Briana 38'.

[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The kids look like they know something is wrong.

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 23 points 2 months ago

Perhaps in 30 or 40 years we get an interesting memoir. Maybe even two.

[–] blackbeards_bounty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Twins my cheeks... Left couple cuter

[–] Carrot@lemmy.today 11 points 2 months ago

Genuinely think it's just that the left couple seems happier

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Feels more like a Multiplicity type situation TBH

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

As an identical twin, I'd like to say "fucking weird but you do you, good luck!"

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Metz@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Bothers me that this fights were made so easy. I think patch 1.5 changed that. Before that this was a really hardcore fight that took freaking 5-10 minutes of dancing and dodging. its was brutal. now you can just punch them out with a couple of hits.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 6 points 2 months ago

Yeah, I remember having to come back with gorilla arms tl beat them

And it was better that way, more cyberpunk

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

you know they all in some kinda sex deviancy.

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Please may all of their conversations sound like those two Aussie sisters who speak in unison.

[–] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago

you can see the cracks forming already, one baby in go America gear, the other in generic baby gap stuff.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Cousin Brother and Cousin Sister lol

[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

You know damn well odds are near even that those kids are actually half brothers

[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

but you know they back the blue!

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 3 points 2 months ago

Child therapists call this scenario “the beach-house, yacht and Ferrari combo”.

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