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[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 51 points 1 day ago (1 children)

PC load letter! What the fuck does that mean!?

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[–] mantorok@lemmy.ca 9 points 19 hours ago
[–] sxan@midwest.social 59 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] theedqueen@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

We both like soup.

[–] root@aussie.zone 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Don_alForno@feddit.org 16 points 22 hours ago

I don't like sand.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley

[–] AbidingOhmsLaw@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Picked a fine day to quit sniffing glue.

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[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 13 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

"Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner."

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

I wish you'd get outta my life and shut up.

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[–] Yermaw@lemm.ee 4 points 17 hours ago

"No stairway. Denied."

[–] pseudonaut@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Bitches leave.

[–] AbidingOhmsLaw@lemmy.ml 55 points 1 day ago (2 children)

We are the knights who say nee

[–] sxan@midwest.social 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You must bring us.... a shrubbery!

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[–] _thebrain_@sh.itjust.works 16 points 23 hours ago

Hack the planet!

[–] DandomRude@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man."

If you cannot identify this line...

"Obviously, you’re not a golfer."

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[–] AZERTY@feddit.nl 37 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Im tired of all these mother fucking snakes... On this mother fucking plane.

Apparently the title was supposed to be changed. β€œSnakes On A Plane” was just a project title so they could print scripts while they workshopped a better name. But when Samuel L. Jackson found out they were going to change it, he threw a fit; Apparently the funny title was a large part of why he had even agreed to the role at all. So the studio agreed to keep it.

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[–] EnderLaw@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

That rug really tied the room together, did it not?"

[–] tartarin@reddthat.com 8 points 21 hours ago

"Don't mess with the Jesus."

[–] Reliq@lemmy.world 14 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

"'Empire' had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All 'Jedi' had was a bunch of Muppets."

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[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 8 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

The acquisition of wealth is no longer the driving force in our lives. We work to better ourselves and the rest of Humanity.

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[–] ada@piefed.blahaj.zone 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 1 day ago

"Nice beaver!"

"Thank you! I just had it stuffed."

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Hey, Farva, what's that restaurant you like with the mozzarella sticks and all the goofy shit on the walls?

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Aaaadriaaan!

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The line must be drawn here!

You broke your little ships.

[–] ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] BlueSquid0741@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

β€œThis town needs an enema”

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[–] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nice fukkin' model!

Honk Honk

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[–] FriendOfDeSoto@startrek.website 19 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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[–] ghostlychonk@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

"Excuse me while I whip this out."

[–] eistari@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

β€œWe’re with you, Mister the Kid!”

[–] AbidingOhmsLaw@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 day ago

Be excellent to each other!

[–] aMockTie@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

"Let's go eat, huh?"

Or for one that has more or less pierced the cultural zeitgeist:

"Oh hi Mark"

[–] Tehhund@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] waka@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Everybody got that? ...Good.

[–] HotWheelsVroom@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 day ago

"What about you guys?"

"WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT!"

[–] snekerpimp@lemmy.snekerpimp.space 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

β€œHow many assholes do we have on this ship anyhow?”

[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 7 points 22 hours ago

I knew it I'm surrounded by assholes!

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