The right rejects nonbinary gender identities. Immediately reinvents nonbinary gender identities.
this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2025
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Is someone holding these poor souls hostage and forcing them to be together?
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This is completely different!
However, as a manly army of manly men, we'll need a banner. Let's say one colour per man flavour, in horizontal stripes : red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple. And since we are very proud of our virility we should organise some parade of this pride (name to be found).
Good job. Let's reward ourselves with a nice evening at the hammam.
What a load of BS.
Astrology for people who know how to get ahold of rohypnol.
Wait, so it’s like Power Rangers?
Also, why is Gamma after Delta?
Also Omega is the last latter of the Alphabet not Sigma
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Some fucking buzzfeed-quizz ass dude astrology here.
I wonder what an Upsilon male is. The Wikipedia gives us more options than I'd expected.
I imagine a phi male is just a bit out of phase with other guys.
A theta male always figures out his angle of approach before beginning something.
A lambda male fails at predictable intervals.
A mu male is just a guy. It may be mean to say it but he's utterly average.
And of course the omega male gets pregnant but not like in a trans way.
Curious what people suspect the other types of males are like.
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🤣 this reads like Cosmo for men. I love that for them!
We truly are approaching equality among the sexes!
Well obviously I’m the Samantha Male.
Incorrect, I am Manul
Negative, I'm a meat popsicle.
Why did they flip Gamma and Delta?
Good catch. Though, I'm not surprised that anyone memeing for the manosphere doesn't know the Greek alphabet.
All they really know is that "Beta" comes after "Alpha." And maybe that Pi is in there somewhere.
ETA: Upon further scrutiny, they also put Omega before Sigma, even though there's the phrase, alpha to omega.
Sigma is at the end because it's too much of a cool loner to conform to alphabetic ordering (unironically)
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Oh wow, they sure did. I didn't even notice it.
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I know this is terrible, but I find it fascinating in a sort of juvenile, teen magazine personality quiz, collect all the dolls type of way.
We've got our Businessman, Jock, Normcore main character, Sensitive Grunge Musician, Dweeb and Rebel.
Ignoring the manosphere bullshit and blithely viewing this as a team of characters planning a heist, or potential matches in a farming game or dating sim, how is this not kind of cool?
This would actually be a pretty funny premise for a heist movie. Have them stealing Lambos from a crypto conference or something.
This is basically the Breakfast Club
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You know, the more I think about it, the more I think these manosphere "men" should be put in daycare. They're clearly not mentally old enough to be adults, so maybe making "dude daycares" for them wouldn't be the worst thing on the planet.
That's why they all consider themselves to be alphas. Because they aren't functional or stable enough to be release candidates.
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Which one of these are the ones that can get pregnant again?
All of them if you try hard enough.
Omeg- uh, I have no idea what you mean. Probably all of them if you try hard enough.
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Maybe the omegas could form a group. Maybe they could call it the omegaverse
God I want these chuds to continue to get flashbanged by Omegaverse/ABO content. Going to sleep happy tonight knowing a manosphere-bro is about to find an ABO mpreg fanfic about their favorite CEOs written by a single woman in her 30s and just implode at the idea of women writing that stuff. That and the fact that AI will flag terms like "alpha male" as 18+ 🤭
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So Alpha males is the idea scammers sell to kids. Betas are non cunts who incels look down upon. Sigma males are people who buy into this shit but have no friends.
Wtf are Delta, Gamma and Omega males?
Edit: AND WHY THE FUCK ISNT BETA FOLLOWED BY GAMMA BUT BY DELTA!?
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This list is a total scam, Where are my favorite type of guys? Where is the mellow punk? where is the just a little guy? WHERE IS THE WEIRD UNKLE?! Where is the Gen ex doomer with nice sense of humor?! Where is the closeted Christian who is really kinky in bed?!
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they saw all the fun words that queer people have and got jealous