Suck my entire dick. Y'all wrong.
Look i dont usually support reform when they talk about deporting people for not having British values, but just this once......
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You know that episode of Seinfeld where Kramer sells muffin tops without the muffins and makes bank?
Sell me cone bottoms. I'll buy them all.
Fill a bowl with 'em, pour in some milk, and give me a spoon!
It was Elaine tho
Ops take is shite
It also serves as a plug to keep it from dripping melted ice cream.
These people never experienced having the bottom of the cone wet and breaking off before you're even finished. I may not be a fan of chocolate itself, but I still think it's an elegant solution to the issue.
It also serves as a plug
Yep, time for some sleep. My brain just auto inserted "butt".
Be careful about what you auto insert.
Suck my entire dick.
Is there a little chocolate treat at the end? …or no
If you go deep enough, you can reach the chocolate.
Fuck now I want a cornet. Also OP your take is so unimaginably objectively wrong that you should please cease be.
Give it to me then. I'll eat them the same way I eat your left over pizza crust and shrimp tails. 😤
I can understand the crust, I eat it myself, but the full shrimp tails?
Okay, I'll eat shrimp tails sometimes, hell I eat the end of chicken bones until they get all splintery
But you say leftover... Do you just like, pop a handful in your mouth one by one? And is this something that's surprisingly satisfying, or just ok?
It's mostly just a vessel for cocktail sauce. It's still shrimpy enough, not as satisfying as the meat but still good if you don't mind the crunchiness. As a kid, my parents didn't eat the tails and I would take them (and the parsley used for garnish) and eat it because it was still good.
Okay, that flavor maths out much better, I can picture it
Just use better quality chocolate
And skip the ice cream and cone.
That chocolate at the bottom is so well loved that a company sells cone ends filled with chocolate.
Thats what keeps the melted icecream from dripping out the bottom though..
It was originally an unintended consequence of coating the inside with chocolate to keep the cone from getting soggy. A happy little accident if you will.
You're supposed to eat the tip first and suck the ice cream out of the cone through the hole in the bottom.
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I mean you're just objectively wrong then 🤷
Yup, the committee met so it's official, OP is objectively wrong.
That's almost the best part. Some actually have the waffle part entirely coated in chocolate to prevent it getting soggy. Plus thin layer of chocolate plays nice with the vanilla or strawberry inside.
I thought it was a great addition! I remember when the ice cream dripped savagely through the hole, making a mess of your hand...
You know soemtimes I catch myself typing furiously and after the 3rd sentence I realize that I really don't give a flying fuck about the whole subject.
Just eat a different ice cream instead of "petitioning" Cornetto.
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