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[–] RavingGrob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] thfi@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 hour ago

I fear many won't understand the reference here.

[–] truxnell@aussie.zone 48 points 4 hours ago (4 children)

The chocolate is required, it's 'fired' Into the wafer to coat the entire inside of the cone with a layer of chocolate. This protects the Wafter from absorbing water from the ice team and going soggy. Source: Worked 4+ years in a ice cream factory and was curious myself. Plenty of features of food are often a necessity that is marketed as a feature

[–] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago

Huh. I never thought of that as a reason for the chocolate. And it works both ways, the wafer protects the chocolate from melting.

Smart!

I really want a Cornetto now...

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

And yet somehow every cone I've ever eaten has been... Not soggy, but absolutely not crisp in any way. Like wet cardboard. Still some structure but certainly not as firm as it should be.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 points 59 minutes ago

Probably thawed slightly at some point, most likely from shop to freezer.

My memory suggests that they used to be crisper in the past. Mainly from remembering times a Cornetto like would drop a bunch of wafer on the floor, they don't appear to do that anymore.

Just being a kid could also be a reason for that tho.

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 5 points 3 hours ago

!subscribe to more ice cream factory fun facts

[–] underscores@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 hours ago

I bet you were a pretty big wheel down at the ice cream factory

[–] GoddessGundy@lemmy.world 1 points 59 minutes ago

She's not allowed at our table anymore.

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

This is the same kind of deviant that doesn’t eat the middle of a cinnamon roll.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 2 hours ago

All edge brownie enjoyers

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 16 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I thought I was on c/unpopularopinion for a second brb downvoting with my bot cluster

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago
[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 7 points 3 hours ago

Your words are poison.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 hours ago

That's the last satisfying bite!

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 28 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

You know that episode of Seinfeld where Kramer sells muffin tops without the muffins and makes bank?

Sell me cone bottoms. I'll buy them all.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

I’m so excited for you, those things are delicious and dangerous.

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

Fill a bowl with 'em, pour in some milk, and give me a spoon!

[–] itsworkthatwedo@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 hours ago

It was Elaine tho

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 17 points 7 hours ago

Look i dont usually support reform when they talk about deporting people for not having British values, but just this once......

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 39 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

It also serves as a plug to keep it from dripping melted ice cream.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 23 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

These people never experienced having the bottom of the cone wet and breaking off before you're even finished. I may not be a fan of chocolate itself, but I still think it's an elegant solution to the issue.

[–] liv@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 hours ago

When I was a child it was a trend to bite the bottom off first. Only works if you can eat the rest really fast!

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago

Ops take is shite

[–] Bubs12@lemmy.cafe 12 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Suck my entire dick.

Is there a little chocolate treat at the end? …or no

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

If you go deep enough, you can reach the chocolate.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

How many licks does it take?

[–] Redex68@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago

Fuck now I want a cornet. Also OP your take is so unimaginably objectively wrong that you should please cease be.

[–] Goretantath@lemmy.world 129 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

Thats what keeps the melted icecream from dripping out the bottom though..

[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 11 hours ago

It was originally an unintended consequence of coating the inside with chocolate to keep the cone from getting soggy. A happy little accident if you will.

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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 92 points 14 hours ago (32 children)
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