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[–] x0x7@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I like how AI note takers are basically converting the useless act of a meeting into an email because an email is a better product that someone can reference.

If you meeting needs to be converted into an email to make it useful maybe you should just write more emails and have fewer meetings.

[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

If it can be summarized into an email without anyone else's input, it was a bad meeting and should've been a mail to start with. A good meeting is not about transferring freely available info, but about discussion and decision making.

[–] veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 21 hours ago

The communist presidential candidate in my country has a live interview in one hour. Just in time for the metrics work meeting that could have been an email.

This will be fun.

[–] kepix@lemmy.world 79 points 2 days ago (1 children)

using an ai for inside meeting is totally safe and secure, and totally not a gdpr nightmare

[–] deltapi@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I work for a company that must remain gdpr compliant, and when joining (ms teams) meetings you can't unmute your mic or share content without agreeing to a massive AI waiver.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Sounds like a great reason not to use it.

[–] deltapi@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I never accept the terms. If people ask why I'm not talking I write "I can't accept the AI conditions" in the meeting chat.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Nice, I assume most people would get annoyed though.

[–] oh_@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ahhh Google Meet. In the corporate world when we see a company using Google Meet we assume they are cheap and we will need to really talk discounts etc with them. It’s sadly normally true.

[–] x0x7@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Funny. In the tech world we see zoom vs google meet as zoom is for people who have exclusively soft skills I don't want to talk to anyway. When I see a google meeting I know I'm going to be talking to someone useful.

[–] tty5@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Depends on what part of the company you are dealing with - in engineering we're usually a bit annoyed when anything other gets used simply because meeting software clients for Linux are either shitty or nonexistent.

[–] veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] tty5@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I tried to make Jitsi happen, but given that majority of out customers and vendors have google workspace there is little incentive to not use meet.

[–] veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 13 hours ago

You could always keep it open for internal usage, or offer it as a backup for when Cloudflare oopsies the internet or smth. It's how we did the meeting that should have been an email at where I work, the day Clownstrike hit.

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 136 points 2 days ago (3 children)

A real hero would start talking about viagra and car insurance, and get the meeting emails flagged as spam.

[–] hansolo@sh.itjust.works 48 points 2 days ago

Just start reading subject lines from spam emails.

"You've won $10,000! -- Horny women in your area! -- Real Casino Viagra Casino Bitcoin Casino Viagra! -- There's a package awaiting your confirmation!"

[–] jasoman@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Gift cards as well

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 21 points 2 days ago

Something like my dick is so hard right now that I can barely steer the car right?

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago

I work in government, and some dumbass in the city sends one of these things instead of attending meetings, and gets pissy when I kick it out of the room.

Those emails it sends are open-records discoverable.

[–] Metz@lemmy.world 161 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (11 children)

..virtual note takers? we don't even write our own fucking notes anymore?..

edit:

Okay, okay, I get it :D AI indeed has some uses.

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 168 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Turning meetings into emails in the least efficient manner

[–] four@lemmy.zip 72 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You get meetings and emails! Just imagine the productivity!

[–] The_v@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Once you get high enough in corporate hell, all work is meetings and e-mails about meetings. There is nothing else.

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 78 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Ngl, it's actually pretty handy.

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 57 points 2 days ago (10 children)

Really don't know why you're getting downvoted. Getting a transcript and summary of an hour long meeting that you weren't at is so much easier than relying on someone taking and sending you notes.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 48 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Here, you can use mine. hands you my notebook full of furry porn sketches and stories

Ohh, you actually pay attention at meetings? Oof. ... So what do you think of my latest character?

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 23 points 2 days ago

Why does it have three...? You know what, never mind.

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[–] MTK@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Literally one of the only good apllications for AI.

[–] Prox@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Really?? All the AI note takers I've seen suck farts.

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[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

yeah. I had a 5 hour QBR this week with 18 in-person attendees and 7 virtual where we didn't even take a pee break. I was presenting 90% of it so it's hard to take my own notes. I give AI the transcript, the virtual note taker, and the slide deck and my personal notes and describe how I want the output and it gives me a recap of the highlights, discussion, action items that then I can email to stakeholders and to project mgmt to set up next step tasks in Asana.

The one benefit of AI I've actually found useful.

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[–] JRaccoon@discuss.tchncs.de 73 points 2 days ago (13 children)

Kinda off-topic, but am I the only one who usually joins meetings five minutes early? I hate being late, and that way I give myself five minutes of peaceful troubleshooting time if my mic doesn’t connect, for example.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 76 points 2 days ago (5 children)

That would annoy me, since Teams shows a "meeting started" popup when the first person joins a meeting.

[–] Prox@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago

Sounds like a(nother) Teams issue.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

but wouldn't then people understand that the meeting has not yet begun? it'd be like a door opening at x:55 when the class starts at x+1:00, an open invitation to start gathering but the official start is in 5 minutes as scheduled

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sometimes people take other people joining early as a cue that the meeting starts early, so there's a chance I'd miss stuff. Our company is very good with meetings actually making sense, so missing 5 minutes can be quite annoying.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

okay question because i don't know if i'm out of touch with corporate culture or just not american- are you amarican?

because afaik in Europe it'd be considered rude to begin a meeting before a scheduled time, unless everyone who was supposed to be there is there and agrees that they'd like to start early

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[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 43 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I'm hyperpunctual too, but I stopped doing this when Teams started pinging all invitees as soon as the first person shows up, because now showing up 5 minutes early just means the meeting is 5 minutes longer.

[–] Manalith@midwest.social 14 points 2 days ago

I go for not being the guy to start the meeting, but being prepared to join the second someone does.

[–] elvith@feddit.org 42 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Man, just do it like the rest of us and join on time. Then realize you forgot to do sth/take a break/whatever and just claim the 5 minute troubleshoot time claiming your mic doesn't work, while you go to the toilet.

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[–] psud@aussie.zone 9 points 2 days ago

I almost always see the message "x has started the meeting. Join?" About 5 to 10 minutes before a meeting where x is any of many people, so you're not unusual

I join exactly on time, though I get to the audio/video check a few minutes early to ensure my camera is live and the audio has chosen my headset not the camera microphone

[–] polderprutser@feddit.nl 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Back to back meetings has entered the chat

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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

Always in exactly 2 minutes early. 5 minutes early always forces me to have awkward small talk with someone, usually the organizer.

2 minutes is great. 30 seconds to get in, 1 minute for mic/sound check, 30 seconds left not long enough to have more small talk than hellos.

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 96 points 2 days ago (2 children)

How about including mention of wanting to start a union or union activity with everyone in the group and how you are all wanting to join forces as 'workers of the world uniting!' ... then read as much Karl Marx text as you can in 30 seconds.

Management would love to see those flags on their alerts from everyone in the office.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 41 points 2 days ago (3 children)

especially with your name attached.

maybe start with "hey, i'm Michail Bakunin, filling in for chris, and i'm here today to talk about syndicalism"

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[–] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Why virtual note takers? Why waste computing power?

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago

Handy, yes. But anything more than a single note taking AI is literally redundant. Why not single note taking agent?

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"How much is Chris making in Q2 by being trapped on a sinking ship?"

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