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[โ€“] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

P R E C I O U S in old English script across the upper part of smegols back.

Frodo has S H A R E T H E L O A D across the small of his back.

[โ€“] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

Like, arschgeweih? A billboard above his hobb-kini. ๐Ÿคฃ

[โ€“] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 15 points 1 week ago

It says MS-13.

[โ€“] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 week ago

tattoos on the left hand say "toes", yet they are fingers

[โ€“] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago

His left hand just says "TOES", lol

[โ€“] ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's funnier if you look at it as a single photo rather than two.

Sam rocking some mighty mitts.

[โ€“] tankplanker@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Boil em mash em put em on a tattoo

[โ€“] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

NGL, if I'm rockin' these IRL, it's a snappy two-step and a quick toast away from the end of the world โ€” but, still. Not off the list.๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿผ

[โ€“] filtoid@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago
[โ€“] hemmes@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Oh no, Rudyโ€™s going to be sent to a Salvadoran Gulag!

One homie to rule them all!

[โ€“] lath@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Replace the 'O's with 'U's and the story changes considerably.

[โ€“] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[โ€“] Stovetop@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Oh it took me a second but I see what they were getting at with it being spelled out:

Puta tu es, "whore you are" in Spanish.

[โ€“] lath@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, that doesn't sound like consent, friend.

[โ€“] lath@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well if you think about it, inebriation often is about things sobriety would never consent to.

[โ€“] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yes, and there's a lubrication/justification joke in there, for sure. ๐Ÿ˜œ

BTW, and not to deflate the fun ๐Ÿ˜… I feel this is a fair opportunity to remind everyone here, in passing : "impaired" == unable to consent. That goes for anyone, including yourself.

Have a blast, live deliciously and according to your whatever inspires you โ€” just, do it with awareness, ya know? ๐Ÿฅฐ

[โ€“] Stovetop@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why are the two Os written in two different styles? AI gen?

[โ€“] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

You're assuming the chosen tattooer doesn't have class to match?

Sir Walter Raleigh returns from the New World to present the crazy edible tubers he found to the Queen of England, but Samwise Gamgee is already there with his pot.