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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 25 points 1 month ago

Remember when they had to define woke for some court case? The definition was something like acknowledging that there are inequalities in society. Superman's whole schtick is that he's morally good and has a ton of power but doesn't resort to authoritarianism. That seems pretty "woke" to me, too.

[–] ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

Remember when Dean Cain and Kristy Swanson starred in an "exposé" about Obamagate?

[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

Just remember; when someone says “don’t make it political,” that’s a statement with a political agenda.

Call them out on that bullshit.

[–] WiseScorpio@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Everyone this movie matters to already understands Superman enough not to be bothered by the comments of some has-been actor who clearly never understood the character he portrayed.

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ICE shows up at Henry Cavill's house this weekend

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[–] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

Worst Superman says what?

[–] Naich@lemmings.world 20 points 1 month ago
[–] Tarkcanis@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

They didn't go woke Dean, you aged to be a shitty person.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Check out Model Minority by Cory Doctorow.
It's about an unnamed superhero (who wears a red cape, and a spandex suit with a big S on it, and is engaged to a journalist named Lois, and his best friend/rival is named Bruce (who has a bat-themed alter ego)... anyway) who realizes that the cops are just beating people up and hiding it, so he makes a stand, but isn't quite sure about how to do so.

[–] TheKingBee@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Cory Doctorow is a writer who I want to love, i like the plot descriptions of his work and he seems like a really smart and with it person, but his writing style just doesn't spark joy. It feels like work. IDK how to describe it, I just can't get in the flow with his writing.

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Did dean cain fall off a fucking horse and get brain damage?

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[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Superman punches Nazis. This isn't new.

1000033542

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[–] lordnikon@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He couldn't be possibly have been created by Immigrants /s

Looks up Joe Shuster birth place... Toronto, Ontario, Canada with his mother being from Ukraine

Looks up Jerry Siegel parents were from Lithuania

Hell looking up their parents if superman couldn't be an Immigrant he would be a Soviet.

Also Dean Cain has always been a has been loser for a long time now.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

We're still getting Dean Cain's opinion on things? Whoever wrote this article could have avoided all the torture by ignoring that Christofascist xenophobe like the rest of us.

[–] match@pawb.social 17 points 1 month ago

nazis crying that their ubermensch is also a mensch

[–] carlossurf@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 month ago

Im gonna go to the theater just to watch this to piss of the conservatives lol

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

What an ignorant bitch.

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 month ago

I'm going to guess that James Gunn isn't going to take career advice from...checks notes...Dean fucking Cain.

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Dollar Store Jerry O'Connell is still around? Figured he'd have drank himself to death about 10 years after Lois and Clark ended.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 month ago

Ah yes, Superman. The all American hero... Created by a Canadian.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Sorry, I forgot you existed Dean Cain.

[–] Octavio@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Welp. All I have to say about that is: fuck Dean Cain.

[–] Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Yeah he made a mistake, superman isn't a immigrant, he's a refugee

[–] MyBrainHurts@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't think everyone has to have read the original source material to enjoy something made from that material.

But if you're going to complain about it being faithful to the source material? Naw, that's in no way legit.

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 14 points 1 month ago (17 children)

Plus... Like, definitionally, Superman was not born on US soil or to American parents. He doesn't have birthright citizenship

He's a literal alien with a fake identity, at the very least he's an immigrant, in every canon

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[–] herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Dean Cain is a "has been". He hasn't been on anything important in decades.

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[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

I kinda wish they had gone for an actor of middle eastern descent, or perhaps even immigrant status, to portray Supes. For no reason other than to piss off the bigots.

[–] Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago

Trump's wife is an immigrant. Trump's parents were immigrants. Many people who are immigrants don't like immigrants because immigrant is code for "someone I don't like for x reason".

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