I work with embedded programming. I am not the first person you should ask to make a website for you...
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Can you make me a website that runs on my microwave?
Is the microwave the server or is it the UI?
Yes
Then no
Just because I am in IT doesn't mean I can hack your taxes away, and if I could, I wouldn't because I like my freedom
Your business degree does not make you an industrial engineer, you don't even fucking understand why I keep crusading against variance!
I had the reverse experience. I was in school for finance and I had a roommate that recently graduated with an engineering undergrad. They decided to do a masters in finance because they thought it would be easy. They dropped out after 1 week and said "I have no idea what they're talking about" like no shit buddy lol
People assume programmers know all about hacking. Because we "know about computers."
I make good money. I have a masters in sound engineering and I work in IT. I enjoy both a lot and probably that’s why I make little out of them or im just shit lol
That because I'm punk and a mosher I must be aggressive and do lots of drugs. i'm only aggressive to shit people who deserve it lol
"Accountants spend most of their time preparing tax"
No, hardly any time is spent on tax. Management accountants and auditors don't do tax work at all.
Someone glimpses Dark Theme enabled Outlook with custom rules to auto sort email and suddenly you're Neo and can undo longstanding problems caused by nepo IT hires even though you're a plant operator like them with the same user privileges.
I'm an antenna engineer and anyone who vaguely knows what that means asks if I'm a ham radio operator. Nope.
Used to be that because I was an expert on Apple platforms, that must mean I can fix a Windows computer. I hadn't the first clue where anything was. I've since learned, however. Because of work. Oh well.
Skydiving
Skydivers are not adrenaline (epinephrine) junkies. Adrenaline actually makes you feel terrible. You know that rush and shakes you get when you get hungry? Yeah, THAT'S an adrenaline rush.
No, we go for the same thing runners do. Endorphins. Nature's own anti-depressant.