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[–] Trollivier@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago
[–] T156@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Bug.

The original bug was a moth in computer-relays.

Humans are squishy like bug, and behave semi-unpredictably like bug. Therefore, bug.

[–] Probius@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 days ago

Ironically, I think the original bug would fall under the category of a glitch because it would have been a hardware failure, rather than a software issue.

[–] dev_null@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 days ago

The original bug was a moth in computer-relays.

No, it wasn't, but it's a commonly repeated mistake.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Meatsacks, or meatbags. Meatballs for the fat ones.

Dirty water

Unrefridgerated meat

Terrible coincidence

[–] Smeagol666@mander.xyz 3 points 6 days ago

"Are you classified as human?"

"Negative. I am a meat popsicle."

Yes, this pretty much the entire premise of Murderbot.

[–] splendoruranium@infosec.pub 3 points 6 days ago

Dennis E. Taylor coined "Ephemerals" which, if I recall correctly, isn't even immediately intended as an in-universe slur by the machines/replicants, they only realize after a while "Wait, that's kind of derogatory, maybe we shouldn't call them that".

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 6 days ago

What about “typers”?

ok, clanker

[–] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 days ago

there's flesh as in vtubers vs fleshtubers

[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 1 points 6 days ago
[–] Fives@discuss.online 1 points 6 days ago

Vivian needs to watch Futurama. Much better insults there.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 6 days ago

Shedders sounds pretty advanced. We are made of cells and practically have an aura of gunk around us.

We would drive up their maintenance costs.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 151 points 1 week ago (6 children)
[–] Shareni@programming.dev 89 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

ET? Does she imagine robots basking in the sun to gather heat?

Also:

  • Meatbag
  • Fleshwad
  • Skintube
  • Flesh-piles
  • Organ-sacks
  • Sack of skin
  • Coffin stuffers

Bender Bending Rodríguez

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Ugly bags of mostly water.

[–] Pirky@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean, I could see there being solar powered robots. So, kind of, yeah.

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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 88 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The correct answer is “meatbags”

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[–] prex@aussie.zone 74 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

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[–] sopelj@lemmings.sopelj.ca 47 points 1 week ago (6 children)
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[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Dont forget "Meatbag", because Star Wars the Old Republic didn't.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

HK-47 is one of the best RPG companions of all time.

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[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 25 points 1 week ago
[–] klemptor@startrek.website 24 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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[–] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

imagine banging a robot and they scream 'HARDER YOU DISGUSTING MEATBAG'

[–] ManuLeMaboul@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Futurama already coined the perfect one, meat bags.

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[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 week ago

To be fair, we skinbags do ruin everything.

[–] practisevoodoo@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean you've missed the obvious one for a biological.

"Fucking fuckers ruining everything"

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 week ago

Fucking rustbox, come and get me! I can swim in salt water!

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I like shedders the best lol. I'd lose my shit if a clanker ever called me that tho

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Probably the biggest or most remarkable difference is that we metabolize food.

And thus piss and shit.

So... shitsack, pissbag, fartboy/girl, stuff like that, would likely make a lot of sense for an entity that doesn't do that, and it is also very literally accurate.

Oh and then... having sex, gender and reproductive organs.

A machine intelligence doesn't have, or need those, beyond serving some kind of purpose to humans.

If it doesn't care to appeal to or fit in with humans, why would it bother?

Why would it even kind of give a shit about gender norms, beyond understanding them as a thing humans do, with whatever intent behind that understanding?

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Wetware or fleshware according to the CW Mutant X

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 6 days ago

Statement: This is a good meme.

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