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Good morning, please have a thought you probably never had before. (lemmy.world)

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[–] KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Sorry it's actually a lasagna.

There are 3 foods. There is soup. There is salad. And then there is lasagna. That's it.

[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Where does steak fall into these classifications?

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[–] cowfodder@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago (6 children)

https://cuberule.com/

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[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's pronounced data.

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

No it's pronounced data

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[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Singular of ravioli is raviolus.

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Chiropracty / Chiropractics is all fake.

[–] PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It’s at best pseudoscience and a scam, and also an actual cult

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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 31 points 2 days ago (27 children)

Easy. First off:

Pop-tarts are calzones.

More fights:

Greek salad is fruit salad

Paris sucks

Chick-fil-A isn't actually good

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Pop-tarts are calzones.

This is more accurate than ravioli but its still the wrong kind of dough. Pop-tarts are empanadas.

Greek salad is fruit salad

True.

Paris sucks

Never been but its not particularly high up on the list of places I want to visit.

Chick-fil-A isn’t actually good

It's OK at best. Certainly not worth the line (the one I live near is always packed) or the bigotry they fund.

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[–] Iceman@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Ravioli is a sandwich.

[–] KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

A sandwich is actually a type of lasagna. Close but no cigar.

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[–] MTK@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (13 children)

Vegans are right.

[–] nik9000@programming.dev 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I have an in-law who's a vegan and explained it as "if I consume less there's a tiny bit less cruelty. A tiny bit less demand." I like that. It's not about purity. It's about trying.

I'm still not vegan. I suppose that doesn't say good things about me.

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[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (4 children)

0.999.. and 1 are equal

[–] Carcel@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 day ago

1 / 3 = 0.333...

0.333... + 0.333... = 0.666...

0.666... + 0.333... = 0.999...

1 = 0.999...

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I only need 2:

JavaScript frameworks

[–] Apepollo11@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I won't react

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[–] chemicalprophet@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 day ago (7 children)

…which is a sandwich.

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[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Pour milk first, then cereal.

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

Corn.

Tomatoes.

Fruit? Vegetable?

No.

Fruigetable.

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[–] WiseScorpio@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (4 children)

A hotdog is not a sandwich

[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

It's a sub sandwich

[–] bradboimler@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

It's a sausage sandwich

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[–] Lulzagna@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Cats are better than dogs

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[–] Stern@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Purple is a flavor

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[–] elvith@feddit.org 9 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Pineapple on pizza

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I don't like Arch Linux

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

they said no politics

[–] nik9000@programming.dev 8 points 1 day ago

It's not for everyone. I like it because I'm old and grumpy.

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 6 points 1 day ago

Channeling Ovidus:

Sex gets better past 35.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

A bowl of cereal is cold soup.

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago

Gazpacho-Os

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[–] Apepollo11@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Roller skates count as vehicles

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