Without another man's dick in it π
this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2025
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I didn't realise you had to specify this when ordering.
Its what made Starbucks standout back in 2003. Surprising people forgot. ^/s^
Missed opportunity to brand it Starcucks
Which man's dick do you prefer in your coffee?
My own honestly, I like the burning sensation
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Up my butt?
I'm just struck by those incredible blue eyes
where even am I
A curling gif? In the wild? Yay!
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Shipped from Colombia in a burlap sack.
Jesus, talking to me at the pearly gates: "so you know that one joke about human trafficking by sniggleboots? Yeah man you caught for WAY too long, sorry pal. Eternal damnation it is for you."
Is there a joke I don't get or is the joke that we are supposed to make our own jokes?
Microwaved because I forgot about them?
Imported from a developing country in a burlap sack
Dark and bitter?
Roasted, ground to a powder, and submerged 1-3 days in cold water?
With a spoon in them.
Alternatively...
Acidic, full-bodied, pre-infused, and a little nutty.
In my lap?
Ground up and in my freezer?
Dark and bitter?
Cheap and thin?
Cheap and tasteless?
White and sweet?
Full bodied and hot?
Flat and white
Decaffeinated
With whipped cream on top
Single origin
With pumps of brown sugar
Warm....
Girl idk I think I'm just ordering.
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Strong and bitter.
Cold and moldy?
Cheap and prepared by slaves?
Finely ground?
I prefer to grind my woman rough
You donβt like coffee, right?
Cheap and sour?
Don't?
I bet gay men who don't like coffee love that joke.
Cold and bitter
Restricted (ristretto).
Very very short.
Bitter and Rancid
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