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[–] COASTER1921@lemmy.ml 41 points 22 hours ago (16 children)

FFmpeg doesn't deserve to be such a tiny block. Nothing else comes close to matching its stability and simplicity. There's a reason it's practically part of the foundation for all media software out there.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 hours ago

Tiny block in the grand scheme of things.
This picture doesnt work if you replace the stick with the huge boulder.

Maybe if you visualize it as the foundation of a building.
Then it makes sense.

[–] greplinux@programming.dev 3 points 8 hours ago

Absolutely - very powerful and capable, even just from the Linux command line.

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[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 32 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I like how this implies Twitter storage is encoded in YouTube videos which are really just hosted on PornHub.

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[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 140 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (39 children)

PORNHUB

It's Pornhub, like https://pornhub.com/. One of the biggest (if not the biggest) porn site on the planet, used by millions if not billions. There is nothing wrong with watching porn if you feel like it. What you do in your own home is your own business. Just don't wank too much, or you are going to have health issues. Which are also totally normal and you should just go talk to your doctor, they will not be surprised or shocked, it is literally their job to deal with stuff like that.

I feel the world is going crazy. Shoving all of this stuff under the carpet isn't helping anyone and won't make it go away. Half of the time I can't understand my young niece and nephew because they speak in this code language, evolving all the time so they can talk about normal stuff young people talk about and stay ahead of the big censor machine. And often it's censored so poorly, everyone can still read it, like what was the point then?

[–] skrlet13@feddit.cl 59 points 1 day ago

These censoring systems are made for advertisers. The point is to keep ads on.

But more content is more engagement, critical for a lot of social media. So they do the bare minimum to censor. Kinda like "malicious compliance"? idk, ojos que no ven corazón que no siente

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[–] belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] RobotFK@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Finally! I am not the only rotten mind

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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 180 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Censoring "porn" with a black asshole?

A man of class and style, I see.

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[–] bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 66 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If I'm gonna see one more censored image I swear I will scream silently in my head

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 43 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Self-censorship is the worse censorship.

Double plus fucked up. George Orwell should be mandatory to read in schools

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[–] jwt@programming.dev 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Though FFmpeg is not really a project 'thanklessly maintained by one person' (anymore).

[–] Ofiuco@piefed.ca 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why do people not remake or edit the censorship out of the memes? I usually do that because fuck advertisers and I'm not posting them on those shitty sites

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[–] Taalnazi@lemmy.world 85 points 1 day ago (5 children)

My ass read this as mpreg for a second

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[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 80 points 1 day ago (13 children)

Pornhub being the foundation of the internet may be seen as controversial by some.

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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 33 points 1 day ago

Final Fantasy Mpreg

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 56 points 1 day ago (1 children)

!ffmpeg@lemmy.world
!ffmpeg@lemmynsfw.com

One of them is not like the other

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Porn is not a bad word. People need to learn how to edit images for the sake of uncensoring shit if nothing else

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