Boner, Donald Trump, Pregnant woman, Shitting out a child
this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2025
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Pregnant and post-pregnant
Pregnant and postgnant.
Pegnart and gregnant.
Prreganté
Preganananananana
Batman
That's definitely midgnant
Mpreg is really getting popular eh
Actually in order (assuming the second is a person holding a child they themselves birthed): antepartum, prepartum, and peripartum.
So I need to give my seat to:
- People with permanent erections.
- Pedophiles publicly abusing children.
- The pregnant.
- Those who're in the process of giving birth.
I thought number 4 was a person with a massive erection but it's tired and dangling. Thank you for clearing that up for me.
I’ve got a massive erection. Do you mind if I take that seat?
😂
That one is a person with injured arm. I’m assuming he needs to sit because he can’t deal with his massive erection
How do you think he injured his arm?
He injured it on his massive erection 😢
You have a massive erection, do you mind if I use it as a seat ?
Here - I’ll lie down, and then we can play the helicopter game! :D
Just because the person with 2 injured arms is on the train, it doesn't mean I'm obliged to perform his mother's duties.
- Get erect.
- Get mounted.
- Get preggo.
- Give birth.
A story in 4 acts.
Old age and piles, bad ending
I can't work out the 4 no matter how hard I bend my head
Because it's an edited "haha sex" boomer meme
Why is Kevin Hart on that persons lap? -The Rock (probably)
Looking at the texture of the ink, I'm pretty sure this copy of the pic has been edited to add the pregnant belly to the last one.
Not sure how you can see the texture of anything under all that jpeg deep frying.
Epstein Air
P
This sign reads like a porn about cockvore and digestion.