[Dormant] moved to !historymemes@piefed.social

Explanation: 'Goth' is the name of a subculture/aesthetic which is sometimes fetishized in the modern day.

'Goth' is also the name of a group of Germanic tribes in Late Antiquity whose warriors ravaged the Roman Empire.

Be careful what you wish for!

Hiiii, I like your helmet 😳👉👈

Person: i want xyz!

Monkey’s paw: curls

Person: wait, no not like that!

i had a guest professor tell a story about how a goat and a roman soldier were stuck in a hole after a battle, and how they were talking about how they weren't sure who should call out because if the goat called out and romans were closer, the goat would be killed and if the romans called out and the goats were searching the roman would be killed and about then the penny dropped he wasn't saying goat but goth and suddenly his story started to make sense

I mean, yeah, hi?

Pathetic man! 😁

I went and got 2, then became on myself. Life is good 😊.

I hope she likes my sword collection.

Scared or scaroused?

Sorry, I didn't realize this was the anti-curse enhanced always improvement version of a monkeys paw.

Either way, it's a win.

She can Vercinget-in-my-bed

(Yes i know Gauls arent Goths but i cant make a bad pun out of Alaric or Theodoric)