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Leopards Ate My Face

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Crossposted from https://lemmy.world/post/36073274

Sure you have, it was called Trump's first term.

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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 104 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Despite his troubles, Maxwell remains supportive of Trump, saying that he is “going to be patient,” adding, “I believe in our president.”

Jesus Fucking Christ.

[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So why are we still listening to these idiots? They’re going to keep supporting this mess, so why should we care about their self-imposed problems?

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

I'm with you. These guys are just starting to get their face nibbled and their asking us to kindly pull the leopard away and point it towards someone else.

[–] SalaciousBCrumb@lemy.lol 35 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The only way they’ll learn is when they die from Trumps policies.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, they won't learn shit. That's the only way to get them out of the gene pool though and they're choosing it themselves so, clean hands.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

Correct.

Remember HermanCainAward?

Hundreds, potentially thousands of cases of people earnestly amd vigorously killing themselves by refusing proper treatment untill it was too late, in the name of dedication to complete mis and disinformation.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

Nope. If they die from Trumps machinations, their kids will ask "why did Biden kill daddy?".

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Sadly, dead people can't learn shit.

[–] Azal@pawb.social 12 points 1 week ago

They haven't learned, they won't learn, and they will never learn.

[–] Zedd_Prophecy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Morons are rarely self reflective or the dildo of consequences rarely arrives with lube.

[–] sirboozebum@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

What a cuck.

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[–] Thorry@feddit.org 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I love that the farmers in this article are complaining about being destroyed by climate change. Which doesn't exist according to Trump and will not be even slightly fixed, but made much worse by his policies. But it doesn't matter, because the trade war the big baby started will put the farmers out of business even faster than climate change ever could.

The levels of stupidity are mind blowing.

[–] Gloomy@mander.xyz 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Climate change? No, that can't be it. One person in the article points out that:

“The weather is in the control of a higher power"

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What if we stopped growing so many soybeans for export, and instead grew crops to feed human people in the United States? I know I know, it’s crazy talk.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Soybeans are used to feed people in the US.

[–] Hylactor@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Only half. The other half is for export.

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Then use the other half to feed people in the US.

[–] Red0ctober@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

And do something to fight hunger in the United States? Sounds socialist. Better to let it rot in the fields /s

[–] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

They won’t because capitalism

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

SOYBEANS TRANS THE YOUTH WITH ESTHER’S GIN LIKE ALL THE LADYBOYS IN TIE LAND

IM NOT GUN LET THE GUBBMINT MAN DATE MY SON HAVE TITTIES JUST TO LIVE

WEED RATHER DIE PROUD AND AMERICAN THAN KETCHUPULATE TO BIDEN!!!

(In case it wasn’t clear, and in 2025 why would it be: /s)

[–] Zedd_Prophecy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

What by teaching people how to eat Tofu? Can you see how well that would go over in rural America? They're still reminiscing about the government cheese.

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[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Historically it's because the soybean market is growing soy and selling it to China. I think the US demand for soybeans for human consumption is met by US production. You'd have to create a lot of demand to make soybeans worth growing if they aren't selling overseas

[–] SebaDC@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yeah. That's the problem. /s

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[–] bfg9k@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Damn bro that's crazy, maybe don't elect a psychopath next time

[–] SebaDC@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 week ago

What is this "next time" you are talking about?

[–] Global_Liberty@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

78% of top farming counties voted for Trump and his clearly defined policies less than a year ago, so I fail to understand the complaints.

If they wanted cheap migrant farm labor and global markets to buy their goods, they should have supported another candidate for President loudly and overwhelmingly.

As a result, farmers can raise what they pay to entice American labor and sell their soybeans cheaper domestically. If they didn't do the math to determine if their politics were profitable, they can relinquish the businesses they mismanaged, and better people/companies can take over the land or it can return to nature.

Cheap healthy plant protein, more intelligent replacement farmers, and/or less factory farming dumping nitrates in the Gulf seems like a win for everyone but those who willingly chose this path.

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[–] absquatulate@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

Jesus christ. He's not your friend, you poor bastards, he's selling you to the corporations! He's doing their bidding!

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Manbaby who bankrupts 5 casinos can't manage federal government. More at 10.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

~~Manbaby~~ man, baby-fucker,

FTFY

[–] MyOpinion@lemmy.today 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Everyone of these racist pieces of shit need to go bankrupt. Let these terrible people live on the streets.

[–] Azal@pawb.social 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've always spoke out about corporations. I hate big corps. I have always wanted to get big corps out of running farms.

Fuck it! Hey Tyson, hurry up and buy up every fucking meat farm out there. Bill Gates, buy up whatever is left! Make these fuckers that inherited their pappa's farms have to work the land after selling it. I don't fucking care about them anymore.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Imagine your family hands down a farm for generations and you fucking sell it to Purdue and they make you continue working on it for starvation wages

😭how could the liberals do this?

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Good.

Suffer.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Could be worse, could have left them in Limp Bizkit

[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I guess they can pay the bills installing microwave ovens.

[–] mysticalone@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago
[–] Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Really wish it were more than just farmers.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It is and will be. This is just a hot topic right now.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

Hot topic now because it's harvest time. Wait until the spring when none of these farmers have the money to plant anything...

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Good, let them suffer

Youafe your bed of hell, now sleep in it you fuckers

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[–] falynns@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Haven't seen it since the last time they voted for him to do the same thing. Hope the racism and lib-owning was worth it. Have the day you voted for!

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah God I feel so sorry for these Trump loving people. I really really hope that these leopards don't continue to eat so many faces. Leopards are going to get full pretty soon!

[–] brem@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What do we do in the face of dumb ignorant sluts?

We laugh. We try to love.

Farting works as a last resort.

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[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Particularly galling after he promised to leave them INXS.

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