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Leopards Ate My Face

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Crossposted from https://lemmy.world/post/36073274

Sure you have, it was called Trump's first term.

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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 104 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Despite his troubles, Maxwell remains supportive of Trump, saying that he is “going to be patient,” adding, “I believe in our president.”

Jesus Fucking Christ.

[–] SalaciousBCrumb@lemy.lol 35 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

The only way they’ll learn is when they die from Trumps policies.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 41 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No, they won't learn shit. That's the only way to get them out of the gene pool though and they're choosing it themselves so, clean hands.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Correct.

Remember HermanCainAward?

Hundreds, potentially thousands of cases of people earnestly amd vigorously killing themselves by refusing proper treatment untill it was too late, in the name of dedication to complete mis and disinformation.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago

Nope. If they die from Trumps machinations, their kids will ask "why did Biden kill daddy?".

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Sadly, dead people can't learn shit.

[–] Zedd_Prophecy@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

Morons are rarely self reflective or the dildo of consequences rarely arrives with lube.

[–] Azal@pawb.social 12 points 3 weeks ago

They haven't learned, they won't learn, and they will never learn.

[–] sirboozebum@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

What a cuck.

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[–] Thorry@feddit.org 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I love that the farmers in this article are complaining about being destroyed by climate change. Which doesn't exist according to Trump and will not be even slightly fixed, but made much worse by his policies. But it doesn't matter, because the trade war the big baby started will put the farmers out of business even faster than climate change ever could.

The levels of stupidity are mind blowing.

[–] Gloomy@mander.xyz 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Climate change? No, that can't be it. One person in the article points out that:

“The weather is in the control of a higher power"

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 32 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

What if we stopped growing so many soybeans for export, and instead grew crops to feed human people in the United States? I know I know, it’s crazy talk.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Soybeans are used to feed people in the US.

[–] Hylactor@sopuli.xyz 19 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Only half. The other half is for export.

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Then use the other half to feed people in the US.

[–] Red0ctober@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

And do something to fight hunger in the United States? Sounds socialist. Better to let it rot in the fields /s

[–] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago

They won’t because capitalism

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

SOYBEANS TRANS THE YOUTH WITH ESTHER’S GIN LIKE ALL THE LADYBOYS IN TIE LAND

IM NOT GUN LET THE GUBBMINT MAN DATE MY SON HAVE TITTIES JUST TO LIVE

WEED RATHER DIE PROUD AND AMERICAN THAN KETCHUPULATE TO BIDEN!!!

(In case it wasn’t clear, and in 2025 why would it be: /s)

[–] Zedd_Prophecy@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

What by teaching people how to eat Tofu? Can you see how well that would go over in rural America? They're still reminiscing about the government cheese.

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[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Historically it's because the soybean market is growing soy and selling it to China. I think the US demand for soybeans for human consumption is met by US production. You'd have to create a lot of demand to make soybeans worth growing if they aren't selling overseas

[–] SebaDC@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah. That's the problem. /s

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

We all know the administration's policies are the cause of our current woes. That does not mean a restructuring of current food production practices is not warranted.

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[–] bfg9k@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn bro that's crazy, maybe don't elect a psychopath next time

[–] SebaDC@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 3 weeks ago

What is this "next time" you are talking about?

[–] Global_Liberty@lemmy.ml 30 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)

78% of top farming counties voted for Trump and his clearly defined policies less than a year ago, so I fail to understand the complaints.

If they wanted cheap migrant farm labor and global markets to buy their goods, they should have supported another candidate for President loudly and overwhelmingly.

As a result, farmers can raise what they pay to entice American labor and sell their soybeans cheaper domestically. If they didn't do the math to determine if their politics were profitable, they can relinquish the businesses they mismanaged, and better people/companies can take over the land or it can return to nature.

Cheap healthy plant protein, more intelligent replacement farmers, and/or less factory farming dumping nitrates in the Gulf seems like a win for everyone but those who willingly chose this path.

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[–] absquatulate@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago

Jesus christ. He's not your friend, you poor bastards, he's selling you to the corporations! He's doing their bidding!

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Manbaby who bankrupts 5 casinos can't manage federal government. More at 10.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 weeks ago

~~Manbaby~~ man, baby-fucker,

FTFY

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

Good.

Suffer.

[–] MyOpinion@lemmy.today 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Everyone of these racist pieces of shit need to go bankrupt. Let these terrible people live on the streets.

[–] Azal@pawb.social 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I've always spoke out about corporations. I hate big corps. I have always wanted to get big corps out of running farms.

Fuck it! Hey Tyson, hurry up and buy up every fucking meat farm out there. Bill Gates, buy up whatever is left! Make these fuckers that inherited their pappa's farms have to work the land after selling it. I don't fucking care about them anymore.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago

Imagine your family hands down a farm for generations and you fucking sell it to Purdue and they make you continue working on it for starvation wages

😭how could the liberals do this?

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[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Could be worse, could have left them in Limp Bizkit

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[–] mysticalone@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Good, let them suffer

Youafe your bed of hell, now sleep in it you fuckers

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[–] Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Really wish it were more than just farmers.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It is and will be. This is just a hot topic right now.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago

Hot topic now because it's harvest time. Wait until the spring when none of these farmers have the money to plant anything...

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[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago
[–] falynns@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Haven't seen it since the last time they voted for him to do the same thing. Hope the racism and lib-owning was worth it. Have the day you voted for!

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah God I feel so sorry for these Trump loving people. I really really hope that these leopards don't continue to eat so many faces. Leopards are going to get full pretty soon!

[–] brem@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What do we do in the face of dumb ignorant sluts?

We laugh. We try to love.

Farting works as a last resort.

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

No we don't try to love them anymore we admit they're ignorance and the fact that they hate so much that love doesn't make a difference. What

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

Particularly galling after he promised to leave them INXS.

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