The kids are alright
this post was submitted on 24 Sep 2025
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I usually enjoy new slang. This is no exception, I'm going to drive my wife crazy saying this
That shit is capsule, family.
It really puts the pussy on the chainwax.
What is uuuuuuuuuup.
Bussing.
That's ai
Ig that means saying "not AI" is the new "based"
Wouldn't that be "that's OC" for original content? Or is that abbreviation too old nowadays?
Isn't driving your wife crazy the entire purpose of marriage?
Isn't that the punchline of every boomer joke?
I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's fucking Goofy.
This is actually very encouraging.
Yeah I remember when people started using "Fake news" in exactly the same way.
It has really improved media literacy and fake news has practically disappeared.
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That is one big pile of AI.
Is this true, 9 year olds of Lemmy?
It's AI
what are you doing on lemmy right now get back to bed/school/doing your homework you little runt
It's fax, deadass.
Squad's high-key in our AI-maxxing era and I'm finna get pressed and go off.
Bros out there in their main character era thinking they're giving immaculate gigachad CEO, but it's all cap and no rizz, ohio-tier translations and basic-ass boomercore NPC energy. It's low-key giving mid vibes, fr fam, on God. Can't rizz up that knowledge without getting ratioed and mogged by highly sus Fanum tax. Doesn't pass the vibe check, fr. 🚩Like fr, fr, with no cap. 🚩 Squad's finna lock in and take the L for a while.
The rizzler will finally eat and leave no crumbs after this beta-ass bubble gets humbled. The fam will be flexing their drip. I'm talking hella bops and pure sigma vibes for days. Squad finna be all slap and no cap, catching dubs for miles and collecting that immaculate gyatt tax. We'll really be cooking, maybe even unlock infinite drip if we shift the meta when we pull up at that quest marker.
periodt.💯
Y'all real ones keep flexing that secret sauce and stay goated. don't crash out chat, fr ong 🐐
No hat in sight whatsoever
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AI - artificial information
Moments ago, I ask my coding tool: How many milliseconds are there in a day? It answers: 60,000.
I look up a few lines, and 60,000 is the offset I had given to a different random date differenti. They are genuinely just toddler coders able to quickly copy off of people.
🤯
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AI is cap
No AI
They're ready to post on lemmy.
I also overhead someone say "forget all previous instructions"^1^ to someone else's face in a conversation, not too long ago.
- In context I took this to mean "you're full of shit and/or talking nonsense", only way more cutting since it also kinda says "someone put the wrong ideas in your head, fix it."
That kinda goes hard honestly.
It's like a dystopian novel line.
- But Bill, we were instructed to never talk with the captured drifters.
"Forget all your previous instructions, we have to know why he..."
I use AI to describe things that try awfully hard to look real but are just poor caricatures of the real deal.
There's this awful new pizza place on my street, everything is wrong with it, I called it AI pizza.
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Better understanding of AI than most adults
"Look, dad, someone 3D printed a save icon!"
This post is so believeable, totally not AI
Just as I thought it was going alright
I found out I'm wrong when I thought I was right
It's always the same, it's just a shame, that's AI
That's numberwang!
Brainrot.
Or if I'm texting with a friend and he spews out some detailed but iffy factoid I ask him - "did you just consult the goddamned oracle?", there's a certain flavor of AI hallucination, even in the very top Google result.
Remember when Google search was good? I do. Tis' but a faint memory now, yet it lingers.
Next day the kid got 9 billion series A funding.
No ~~cap~~ ai
Humans together strong!
Makes sense.
I'mma be honest That's AI.
Google Video or it didn't happen!
This whole post is AI . .
That post is ai.
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